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{4373}{4416}Goddamn bugs. {4898}{4937}Oh, shit! {5053}{5090}Oh, crap. {5384}{5439}Well, Nick the Dick.|What a surprise. {5446}{5481}Where you coming f rom? {5498}{5543}Fishing in Cuernavaca. {5549}{5604}Sure. Let''s take a look|at your catch. {5636}{5664}Come on. {5846}{5888}l would''ve thrown them back. {6046}{6110}What do you get?|100 bucks a head? 200? {6119}{6201}Hope you saved it all for your lawyer.|You''ll need it. {6318}{6344}We''ll take it f rom here. {6355}{6383}Who the hell are you? {6389}{6419}lNS, Division 6. {6426}{6481}Division 6?|l never heard of Division 6. {6488}{6512}Really? {6537}{6563}Who you betting on? {6584}{6616}Tough call, Kay. {6645}{6698}What''s up, how are you? {6705}{6740}Good, good. {6760}{6806}Grandma, don''t worry. {6812}{6869}Welcome to the United States. {6885}{6936}Where are you going, Nogales? {6946}{6986}Looking for work? {6997}{7033}And you, the same? {7041}{7074}And you? {7084}{7121}Pleasure seeing you here. {7134}{7172}And you? {7194}{7255}What if l break your face? {7312}{7365}You''re very ugly, no? {7412}{7460}You don''t speak a word of Spanish. {7492}{7522}We''ve got a winner here. {7529}{7563}Oh, l know. {7574}{7625}The rest of you can leave. {7632}{7668}Don''t move! {7674}{7724}Get in the truck and leave. {7734}{7754}Sir, you can''t-- {7759}{7797}Don''t ''''sir'''' me, young man. {7802}{7869}You have no idea|who you''re dealing with. {7910}{7978}Get in the truck right now! {8013}{8070}We''ll chat with our f riend.|You hit the road. {8109}{8193}Keep on protecting us f rom|the dangerous aliens. {8298}{8344}You ever hear of Division 6? {8350}{8392}There is no Division 6. {8398}{8424}This is bullshit. {8430}{8456}Hell, yeah. {8492}{8568}Looks like you fell off the bus|in the wrong part of town. {8574}{8642}l''ll bet you''re not|f rom anywhere near here. {8737}{8769}Mikey? {8943}{8992}Mikey, when they let you out of jail? {9029}{9057}Political ref ugee. {9063}{9132}You know how many treaties|you just violated? {9149}{9192}-One?|-Try seven. {9265}{9305}You hand me that head. {9441}{9478}Put up your arms and flippers. {9765}{9787}Shit! {9894}{9927}Shoot him! {10664}{10701}-''''That.''''|-That.... {10760}{10844}Was not human. l know.|You got some entrails on you. {10877}{10899}What the hell? {10906}{10942}The situation''s under control. {10949}{11000}Give me your attention for a moment. {11012}{11052}l''ll tell you what happened. {11264}{11374}This is called a neuralizer. lt''s|a gift f rom f riends f rom out of town. {11380}{11424}This red eye isolates... {11430}{11503}...the brain''s impulses,|specifically the ones for memory. {11517}{11570}Give me a splay burn on|the perimeter... {11576}{11627}...with holes at 40, 60,|and 80 metres... {11637}{11684}...f rom right here.|Thank you. {11822}{11842}That''s good. {11860}{11890}What''s going on? {11897}{11931}Ex cellent question. {11937}{12000}The answer you''re looking for|lies right here. {12074}{12118}Who are you, really? {12124}{12144}Really? {12170}{12245}l am just a figment|of your imagination. {12348}{12397}Damn, what a gullible breed. {12426}{12510}l''m serious. You''re lucky|to be alive after that blast. {12516}{12536}What blast? {12541}{12578}The underground gas main. {12584}{12637}You should ex ercise caution|before firing... {12643}{12700}...l''ll tell you that now.|Especially you. {12738}{12808}Have yourself checked out with EMS|before you leave. {13116}{13154}l''m sorry about back there. {13160}{13190}lt happens. {13196}{13232}Didn''t used to. {13281}{13336}The spirit''s willing, Kay... {13369}{13412}...but the rest of me.... {13482}{13529}They''re beautif ul, aren''t they? {13548}{13585}The stars. {13612}{13661}We never just look anymore. {13796}{13836}l''ll tell you, Kay... {13857}{13908}...l will miss the chase. {14036}{14056}No, Dee... {14085}{14113}...you won''t. {14157}{14192}Freeze! {14197}{14248}NYPD! Freeze! {14284}{14316}All yours, Edwards. {14364}{14402}Freeze means stop! {14561}{14597}What the hell?! {14801}{14869}lt just be raining black people|in New York. {15473}{15510}Do you see this? {15516}{15563}N-Y-P-D! {15568}{15629}Means l will knock your punk-ass down! {15636}{15668}He''s coming! {15674}{15741}Yeah, and when he gets here,|l''ll arrest his ass too. {15834}{15889}You trying to catch a beat-down? {17505}{17533}What''s up? {17574}{17604}He''s coming. {17612}{17679}He''s coming because l failed.|Now he''ll kill me. {17685}{17740}You pissing everybody off today, huh? {17784}{17824}You don''t understand. {17830}{17881}Your world''s gonna end. {17956}{17984}What are you? {18128}{18183}Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge. {18189}{18268}Come on down. We''ll get those|eyes fix ed, don''t worry. {18274}{18325}Wait a minute.|Let me talk to you! {18509}{18558}l work my butt off to make a living. {18564}{18642}All l want is to come home to|a fat steak on the table... {18649}{18702}...but instead l get this.|lt looks like poison. {18712}{18811}Don''t take that away! l''m eating that!|lt is poison, isn''t it? {18817}{18878}l swear, l wouldn''t|be surprised if it was... {18885}{18971}...the way you skulk like a dog|been hit too much, or not enough! {18977}{19007}l can''t decide. {19013}{19052}You''re useless, Beatrice. {19058}{19157}The only thing that pulls its weight|around here is my goddamn truck! {19402}{19436}Figures. {19653}{19690}What the heck is it? {19721}{19772}Get your big butt back in the house. {20074}{20154}Place projectile weapon on the ground. {20161}{20202}You can have my gun... {20207}{20258}...when you pry it|f rom my dead fingers. {20265}{20320}Your proposal is acceptable. {21336}{21378}Edgar, what on earth was that? {21384}{21412}Sugar. {21421}{21476}l''ve never seen sugar do that. {21505}{21556}Give me sugar. {21670}{21700}ln water. {21856}{21884}More. {21970}{21996}More. {22346}{22396}Your skin is hanging off your bones. {22678}{22702}ls that better? {23409}{23472}''''The perpetrator blinked|two sets of eyelids.'''' {23478}{23519}Blinked with both eyes? {23524}{23598}He blinked one set,|then a completely different set. {23604}{23663}You know, like high beams|and low beams. {23692}{23782}Was that before or after he drew|the weapon that you claim... {23789}{23840}...evaporated into a million pieces? {23846}{23885}After, sir. {23906}{23994}Why is it that no other officers saw|either of these events? {24001}{24062}Some of them are|soggy around the midsection. {24069}{24107}They weren''t able to keep up. {24112}{24161}lf you were half the man l am-- {24169}{24228}l am half the man that you are. {24234}{24273}What is your problem? {24279}{24305}You''re in my face. {24312}{24371}-l think he threw him off the roof.|-You next. {24377}{24401}l wanna talk to you. {24407}{24472}Ten minutes,|you take your best shot, tough guy. {24494}{24582}Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster,|you pudgy bastard! {24708}{24767}l believe you. Laurel Weaver.|Deputy Medical Examiner. {24774}{24824}Find me at the morgue. l''ll show you. {24829}{24849}Wait. {24857}{24879}Wait a minute! {24905}{25006}You''re Dr. Weaver with the coroner''s|office working on the John Doe? {25011}{25072}-That''s right.|-Will you look at this, please? {25245}{25280}Some night, huh? {25288}{25308}Some night. {25313}{25360}They were gills, not eyelids. {25394}{25441}Gills. He was out of breath. {25461}{25487}Who are you? {25494}{25534}Did he say anything to you? {25540}{25587}He said the world was|coming to an end. {25613}{25646}Did he say when? {25792}{25858}Would you recognize his weapon|if you saw it again? {25864}{25897}Absolutely. {25936}{25976}Come on, let''s take a ride. {25982}{26048}Wait a minute. Look, l got|tons of paperwork-- {26054}{26074}lt''s all done. {26081}{26101}Good work. {26108}{26178}You really ran this dude down on foot?|That''s tough. {26184}{26221}That''s double tough. {26459}{26469}So who exactly are you with? {26469}{26512}So who exactly are you with? {26518}{26569}FBl? NSA? {26576}{26685}l''m part of a bureau that licenses,|monitors and polices aliens on Earth. {26691}{26721}Yeah, whatever. {26727}{26757}We''re here. {26804}{26845}This is where we''re going? {26863}{26897}This is Jack Jeebs'' spot. {26902}{26957}He buys f rom chain-snatchers.|Doesn''t sell guns. {26964}{26988}Really? {27004}{27026}All right, look. {27032}{27131}l''m gonna go in and put my thing down,|but when l come out, l want answers. {27137}{27177}Okay, go put your thing down. {27322}{27357}Officer Eduardo! {27363}{27431}How did these get here?|l thought l turned them in. {27437}{27517}l hear you''re into something hotter|than stolen Rolex es. {27522}{27588}l deal crack, but l still work here.|l love the hours. {27599}{27669}l''m talking about guns, smart-ass!|Weird ones. {27684}{27751}Come on!|What you see is what l got. {27808}{27845}Show him the imports, Jeebs. {27872}{27911}Hey, Kay. How are you? {27917}{27990}-Show him the imports.|-l got out of that business. {27996}{28032}Why do you lie to me? {28044}{28072}Hold on a second. {28081}{28107}l''ll count to three. {28113}{28183}He''ll do it, Jeebs.|That man does not look stable. {28188}{28252}You know what? He''s crazy|when he''s like this. {28258}{28305}He''s always crazy.|Get a massage. {28311}{28331}Take a cruise-- {28351}{28406}-Drop the weapon.|-l warned him. {28412}{28432}Drop the weapon! {28437}{28467}-You warned him.|-l''ll kill you. {28474}{28549}You insensitive jerk! {28640}{28697}Do you have any idea|how much that stings? {28706}{28763}Show us the merchandise,|or you''ll lose another head. {29071}{29091}Mr. Edwards.... {29222}{29269}There, the one in the middle. {29345}{29431}You sold a reverberating carbonizer|with mutate capacity... {29437}{29494}...to an unlicensed cephalopoid!|You piece of-- {29506}{29536}He looked okay to me. {29542}{29588}lt was for an assassination.|The target? {29594}{29616}l don''t know. {29621}{29666}-Goddamn it!|-l don''t know! {29701}{29733}All that''s confiscated. {29739}{29837}Be on the next transport off this rock,|or l shoot where it don''t grow back. {29935}{30008}And l''m gonna be back|to talk about them Rolex es. {30551}{30602}Searching for a handle on the moment? {30644}{30680}l can''t help you. {30703}{30741}The only comfort l can offer... {30747}{30827}...is my promise that tomorrow|you won''t remember a thing. {30840}{30903}That''s not exactly|some shit you forget. {30909}{30944}Ever seen one of these? {31029}{31086}She looks over to her husband... {31093}{31167}...then sets it down in her lap|and says: {31172}{31249}'''' Honey, this one''s eating my popcorn.'''' {31328}{31352}Get it? {31359}{31391}This one''s eating.... {31448}{31499}Gotta go.|Thanks for the egg rolls. {31505}{31535}Wait a minute. {31543}{31563}Who are you? {31569}{31630}See what l mean about tequila?|You''re very bright. {31637}{31679}But you need to lay off the sauce. {31685}{31738}l''ll see you bright and early, 9:00. {31745}{31765}Be there... {31784}{31821}...or be square. {32330}{32367}Well, well, well. {32373}{32452}Moving right in, are we?|Think we own the place? {32457}{32502}l got an eviction notice for you. {32509}{32576}Just what exactly|do you think you''re doing here? {32582}{32631}Taking care of your pest problem. {32637}{32669}Pest problem? {32690}{32718}Pest? {32724}{32772}You got a hell of an infestation. {32777}{32845}You know, l''ve noticed|an infestation here. {32850}{32917}Everywhere l look, nothing but|undeveloped, unevolved... {32923}{32982}...barely conscious pond scum... {32988}{33052}...totally convinced|of their own superiority... {33058}{33108}...as they scurry about their short... {33114}{33156}...pointless lives. {33228}{33272}Don''t you wanna get rid of them? {33278}{33319}ln the worst way. {34178}{34212}Help you? {34221}{34266}This dude gave me this card-- {34273}{34303}Elevator. {34897}{34950}You''re late. Sit down. {35119}{35154}My name is Zed. {35164}{35227}You''re all here|because you''re the best. {35232}{35342}Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs,|Army Rangers, NYPD. {35351}{35379}We want one of you. {35392}{35418}Just one. {35425}{35491}What will follow is|a series of simple tests... {35497}{35581}...for motor skills,|concentration, stamina. {35600}{35634}l see we have a question. {35640}{35726}l''m sorry, maybe you|already answered this but... {35732}{35766}...why are we here? {35772}{35796}Son. {35808}{35878}Lieutenant Jensen.|West Point graduate with honours. {35884}{35970}We''re here because you want|the best of the best of the best, sir! {36105}{36149}What''s so f unny, Edwards? {36158}{36208}Your boy, Captain America, here. {36223}{36284}''''The best of the best|of the best, sir!'''' {36292}{36312}''''With honours.'''' {36332}{36371}He''s just really ex cited... {36376}{36426}...and has no clue why we''re here. {36432}{36489}That''s just very f unny to me. {36524}{36564}Y''all ain''t laughing, though. {36752}{36798}Okay, let''s get going. {38827}{38857}Wanna get down on this? {39479}{39519}Edwards, what happened? {39544}{39564}Hesitated. {39632}{39720}May l ask why you felt|little Tiffany deserved to die? {39727}{39784}She was the only one|that seemed dangerous. {39789}{39823}How''d you figure that? {39828}{39893}l was gonna pop this guy|hanging f rom the light... {39899}{39937}...but he''s just working out. {39944}{40032}How''d l feel if somebody bust|my ass while l''m on the treadmill? {40038}{40083}Then l saw this snarling beast. {40089}{40162}l noticed he had a tissue|in his hand and realized... {40168}{40217}...he''s not snarling,|he''s sneezing. {40223}{40255}Ain''t no threat there. {40261}{40287}Then l saw Tiffany. {40293}{40363}8-year-old white girl,|middle of the ghetto... {40369}{40437}...bunch of monsters at night|with quantum physics books? {40444}{40487}She about to start some shit. {40492}{40553}Those books are|way too advanced for her. {40559}{40616}lf you ask me, she''s up to something. {40623}{40688}l''d appreciate it if you|eased up about it. {40788}{40836}Or do l owe her an apology? {41019}{41053}Good shot, though, right? {41186}{41232}He has a problem with authority. {41238}{41268}So do l. {41276}{41352}But this kid ran down|a cephalopoid on foot, boss. {41358}{41402}That''s gotta be tough enough. {41429}{41482}Let''s hope you know what you''re doing. {41684}{41735}Gentlemen, congratulations. {41741}{41825}You''re everything we expect|f rom years of government training. {41831}{41917}lf you''ll just follow me,|we have one more test to administer. {41923}{41963}An eye exam. {42273}{42303}Where are you going? {42348}{42384}What the hell is all this? {42390}{42465}ln the 1950s, the government|started an underf unded agency... {42471}{42537}...with the laughable purpose|of establishing contact... {42542}{42585}...with a race not of this planet. {42590}{42641}Look at the end of this device. {42650}{42720}Everyone thought the agency|was a joke, ex cept the aliens... {42726}{42800}...who made contact on March 2, 1961|outside New York. {42806}{42903}There were nine of us the first night.|Seven agents, one astronomer... {42908}{42959}...and a dumb kid who''d gotten lost. {42966}{43034}You brought that tall man some flowers. {43049}{43077}This way. {43104}{43159}They were a group|of intergalactic ref ugees. {43166}{43252}Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone|for creatures without a planet. {43259}{43296}You ever see Casablanca? {43302}{43342}Same thing, ex cept no Nazis. {43347}{43427}We agreed and concealed|all evidence of their landing. {43450}{43549}So these are real flying saucers|and the World''s Fair was a cover-up? {43556}{43582}Why hold it in Queens? {43589}{43659}More nonhumans arrive every year|and live among us in secret. {43665}{43778}Not to change the subject, but when|was the last time you got a CAT scan? {43785}{43873}-Six months ago. lt''s company policy.|-Make another appointment. {43879}{43956}Tell your boy Zed l had|an absolutely wonderf ul time... {43962}{44035}...and thank you for everything,|but show me the door. {44041}{44115}All right. l''m getting some coffee.|You want some? {44121}{44164}No, thank you, l''m fine. {44293}{44317}How you doing? {44324}{44352}Hi, Kay. {44381}{44440}-That''s not decaf, is it?|-Viennese cinnamon. {44451}{44545}Don''t tell me we only got powdered|stuff for cream. l hate it. {44592}{44645}Well, that''s good. Good. Good. {44666}{44707}You guys getting along all right? {44746}{44782}Don''t work too hard. {44874}{44922}Sure you don''t want some coffee? {45077}{45113}Here''s the deal. {45119}{45199}At any given time, there are|around 1500 aliens on the planet. {45205}{45252}Most of them here in Manhattan. {45258}{45327}Most of them are decent.|Just trying to make a living. {45333}{45392}-Cab drivers?|-Not as many as you''d think. {45404}{45479}Humans, for the most part,|don''t have a clue. Don''t want one. {45485}{45592}They''re happy. They think|they have a good bead on things. {45613}{45672}People are smart.|They can handle it. {45681}{45705}A person is smart. {45714}{45804}People are dumb, panicky,|dangerous animals, and you know it. {45813}{45888}1500 years ago, everybody knew|the Earth was... {45894}{45935}...the centre of the universe. {45941}{46021}500 years ago, everybody knew|the Earth was flat. {46027}{46124}And 15 minutes ago, you knew that|people were alone on this planet. {46174}{46223}lmagine what you''ll know... {46228}{46256}...tomorrow. {46314}{46367}-What''s the catch?|-The catch? {46381}{46440}The catch is, you will sever|all human contact. {46447}{46521}Nobody will ever know|you exist anywhere... {46567}{46591}...ever. {46672}{46731}l''ll give you to sunrise|to think it over. {46855}{46887}ls it worth it? {46893}{46926}Yeah, it''s worth it. {46986}{47025}lf you''re strong enough. {48469}{48502}What''s up, pops? {48756}{48778}l''m in... {48784}{48864}...because there''s some|next-level shit going on here. {48869}{48947}Before y''all beam me up,|there''s a few things to understand. {48953}{49043}First off, you chose me,|so you recognize the skills. {49049}{49135}l don''t want nobody calling me|''''son'''' or '''' kid'''' or ''''sport.'''' Cool? {49142}{49172}Cool. Whatever, slick. {49177}{49255}But l need to tell you something|about all your skills. {49286}{49308}As of right now,|they mean precisely... {49308}{49363}As of right now,|they mean precisely... {49374}{49404}...dick. {49722}{49781}-Purpose of trip?|-Diplomatic mission. {49788}{49810}Duration of stay? {49816}{49846}Lunch. {49853}{49897}Any f ruits or vegetables? {50197}{50256}You wanna stay away f rom that guy. {50285}{50319}He''s grouchy. {50329}{50400}Three hours in customs|after a 17-trillion-mile trip... {50405}{50441}...will make anyone cranky. {50446}{50492}What government branch|do we report to? {50498}{50559}-None. They ask too many questions.|-Who pays for this? {50565}{50672}We hold patents on a few gadgets we|confiscated f rom out-of-state visitors. {50678}{50729}Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. {50735}{50780}This is a fascinating gadget. {50793}{50877}lt''ll replace CDs soon. l''ll have to|buy the White Album again. {50884}{50983}That''s f un. A universal translator.|We''re not even supposed to have it. {50989}{51050}Human thought is so primitive.|lt''s looked upon... {51057}{51118}...as an infectious disease|in some galaxies. {51124}{51168}That kind of makes you proud. {51174}{51200}What''s this? {51292}{51322}Just be calm! {51328}{51352}Relax! {51370}{51402}Watch your head! {51414}{51455}Someone get him some ice! {51475}{51550}Look out! Move! Just move|when it''s coming at you! {51699}{51719}Damn! {51737}{51775}l''ll pay for that! {52046}{52121}This thing caused|the 1977 New York blackout. {52144}{52195}Practical joke|by the Great Attractor. {52201}{52240}He thought it was f unny. {52273}{52303}Sorry, y''all. {52320}{52371}lt was a accident. Sorry. {52384}{52434}Observation,|the heart of our endeavour. {52440}{52491}Meet the twins, Blblup and Bob. {52498}{52578}This map shows the location|of every alien on Earth. {52584}{52632}Some are under constant surveillance. {52641}{52691}Everyone on those screens is an alien. {52697}{52766}ln public, they''re as normal|as you are, but in private.... {52780}{52804}You''ll get the idea. {52833}{52866}Oh, man. {52877}{52916}Doesn''t make any sense, right? {52945}{53009}Well, no, it makes perfect sense. {53022}{53100}ln third grade, everyone said|l was crazy, but l knew our teacher... {53106}{53159}...had to be f rom Venus or something. {53165}{53231}Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually.|Well, one of the moons. {53265}{53285}--revolve. {53292}{53324}Class... {53335}{53392}...be quiet and pay attention! {53415}{53454}lf l have to tell you... {53459}{53516}...one more time.... {53557}{53585}Let''s put it on. {53606}{53626}Put what on? {53641}{53700}The last suit you''ll ever wear. {54001}{54066}You will dress only in attire|specially sanctioned... {54072}{54120}...by MiB Special Services. {54132}{54199}You''ll conform to|the identity we give you... {54205}{54272}...eat where we tell you,|live where we tell you. {54287}{54309}From now on... {54316}{54375}...you''ll have no identifying|marks of any kind. {54382}{54445}You will not stand out in any way. {54455}{54500}Your entire image is crafted... {54506}{54576}... to leave no lasting memory|with anyone you meet. {54584}{54641}You are a rumour,|recognizable only as... {54647}{54716}...dйjб vu and dismissed|just as quickly. {54722}{54777}You don''t exist.|You were never born. {54844}{54891}Anonymity is your name. {54897}{54942}Silence, your native tongue. {54961}{55016}You''re no longer part of the system. {55021}{55072}You are above the system. Over it. {55085}{55122}Beyond it. {55150}{55201}We''re ''''them. '''' We''re ''''they. '''' {55211}{55270}We are the Men in Black. {55446}{55520}You know what the difference is|between you and me? {55581}{55628}l make this look good. {55680}{55727}We''re gonna go for a little ride. {55737}{55825}l''ll put you down here for a minute,|and Daddy will be right back. {56579}{56648}Okay, now we''re ready to go|for a little ride. {56654}{56740}We''ll meet one of Daddy''s f riends,|and you''ll like him. {56813}{56860}Okay, let''s see. {56876}{56958}Bee, we got the deposed sur-prefect|of Singalee... {56965}{57035}...touching down in the forest|outside Portland tonight. {57041}{57104}-Humanoid?|-You wish. Bring a sponge. {57133}{57182}Here. Red letter f rom last night. {57200}{57271}We had an unauthorized landing|in upstate New York. {57277}{57324}Keep your ears open|on this one. {57330}{57412}We''re not hosting an|intergalactic kegger down here. {57457}{57492}We got a skimmer. {57501}{57547}Landed alien out of zone.|Who is it? {57553}{57577}Redgick. {57584}{57656}He''s not cleared to leave Manhattan,|but he''s out of town... {57662}{57711}...stuck on the New Jersey turnpike. {57717}{57758}Take junior with you. {57764}{57831}This is a good one|for him to warm up on. {57845}{57869}Go get him, tiger. {58036}{58100}''''We''re not hosting|an intergalactic kegger.'''' {58132}{58160}Zed.... {58184}{58212}He just.... {58250}{58344}Unlimited technology f rom the|whole universe, and we cruise around... {58350}{58385}...in a Ford POS. {58446}{58490}Fasten your seat belt. {58496}{58540}We gotta work on your people skills. {58546}{58611}You''d get a better reaction|if you were polite. {58617}{58656}Fasten your seat belt, please. {58661}{58700}Good. Did you hurt yourself? {58792}{58880}The red button there, kid.|Don''t ever touch the red button. {59120}{59184}All right, pop,|that''ll be $72 there. {59199}{59276}Okay, sweetie, let me pay|the impolite driver. {59990}{60092}Sorry l''m late. The cab drivers|on this planet are terrible. {60098}{60155}Your Majesty,|you are in grave danger. {60161}{60233}Yeah, and they overcharge|you every time. {60239}{60331}Sir, a bug landed here.|We must get you off the planet. {60337}{60390}A bug? He must know|why l''m here. {60396}{60432}We think he does. {60469}{60511}ls that what l think it is? {60517}{60576}No, just some diamonds|for your children. {60583}{60611}Do we have time to eat? {60631}{60712}Sure. l ordered you|some Pirogi. {60789}{60825}Six is up! {60857}{60881}Where is lvan? {60888}{60924}Gave him a break. {61180}{61253}To the continued reign of|the Arquillian Empire. {61259}{61306}To the safety of the Galaxy. {61481}{61554}You can kill us both,|but you will not find the Galaxy. {61577}{61628}You''re right about one thing. {61974}{62013}You''re not going anywhere. {62421}{62472}Your licence and registration, please. {62562}{62637}Like to see your other licence|and registration, please. {62805}{62897}You''re restricted to Manhattan.|Where are you going, Redgie? {62916}{62977}lt''s my wife. She''s....|Well, look. {63092}{63120}No big deal. {63126}{63177}Okay, you come with me, Redge. {63229}{63278}And you handle this. {63285}{63305}What?! Me? {63324}{63381}-You just catch.|-Does he know what he''s doing? {63386}{63436}He does it all the time.|Let him work. {63645}{63687}Damn, man! {63707}{63771}Something''s peeking! {63777}{63824}You''re headed out of town. {63830}{63885}-We''re meeting someone.|-Who? {63891}{63963}-lt''s a ship.|-l saw no departure clearance. {63969}{63989}You didn''t? {63996}{64049}lt''s an emergency. {64064}{64096}You''re doing fine! {64101}{64200}What kind of emergency?|What''s the rush to get off the planet? {64208}{64259}We don''t like|the neighbourhood anymore. {64266}{64310}Some of the new arrivals.... {64316}{64396}New arrivals? Have anything to do|with the crasher last night? {64401}{64434}Ex cuse me, miss! {64522}{64557}Oh, man. {64571}{64612}Oh, man! {64661}{64683}Look. {64689}{64732}Oh, man! {64769}{64820}Congratulations, Redge.|lt''s a... {64842}{64875}...squid. {64956}{64978}You know, it''s... {65002}{65047}...actually kind of... {65200}{65228}...cute. {65417}{65468}Anything about that seem unusual? {65532}{65570}What would scare Redgick so badly... {65576}{65635}...that he''d risk a warp jump|with a newborn? {65646}{65692}We''ll check the hot sheets. {65827}{65855}These are '''' hot sheets''''? {65861}{65910}Best investigative reporting on Earth. {65916}{65990}Read The New York Times if you want.|They get lucky sometimes. {65999}{66087}Cannot believe you''re looking for tips|in the supermarket tabloids. {66124}{66160}Not '''' looking for.'''' {66181}{66245}Found. {66550}{66607}-Wait a minute, slow down.|-Why? {66613}{66690}Give her time to get the wrong|impression. Makes it smoother. {66717}{66751}Can l help you? {66757}{66836}Yes, ma''am. l''m Agent Manheim,|this is Agent Black, FBl. {66842}{66883}We''d like to talk about your visitor. {66889}{66923}Gonna make f un of me too? {66929}{67027}No, we do not have a sense of humour|we''re aware of. May we come in? {67069}{67089}Sure. {67101}{67129}-Thank you.|-Lemonade? {67136}{67170}Oh, yes, please. {67281}{67338}The chief of police came|to the house... {67345}{67392}...and did an investigation. {67404}{67479}Took a police report and writ down|everything l said... {67485}{67528}...not believing one thing l said. {67534}{67575}Sort of poking f un at me. {67581}{67630}He asked me, '''' lf he was murdered... {67637}{67694}...how was he able to walk|back in the house?'''' {67701}{67769}l gotta admit to you that|that one got me stumped. {67779}{67840}l tell you, l know Edgar,|and that wasn''t Edgar. {67877}{67948}lt was like something was|wearing Edgar. {67996}{68026}Like a suit... {68041}{68075}...an Edgar suit. {68257}{68322}Dude was that ugly|before he was an alien. {68392}{68436}l''m sorry. {68445}{68469}Go on. {68494}{68522}Anyway... {68528}{68577}...l come to and he''s gone. {68602}{68624}He say anything? {68633}{68701}Yes. He asked me for some water. {68716}{68760}Some sugar water. {68769}{68795}Sugar water? {68801}{68873}l remember that right.|l thought that that was odd... {68882}{68980}...that he asked me for sugar water|and not lemonade or ice water... {68990}{69020}...or regular water... {69026}{69056}...tap water. {69082}{69146}All right, Beatrice.|There was no alien. {69152}{69207}The flash of light was not a U.F.O. {69213}{69316}Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket|and ref racted the light f rom Venus. {69322}{69352}Wait a minute. {69358}{69440}That thing erases her memory,|and you just make up a new one? {69446}{69485}A standard-issue neuralizer. {69491}{69556}That weak-ass story is|the best you came up with? {69564}{69625}All right. On a more personal note... {69631}{69727}...Edgar ran off with an old girlf riend.|You''ll stay with your mama... {69733}{69766}...and decide you''re better off. {69772}{69860}Yeah, because he never|appreciated you anyway. {69874}{69920}ln fact, you know what? {69926}{69991}You kicked him out.|And now that he''s gone... {69997}{70072}...you''ll go in town,|find yourself some nice dresses. {70078}{70175}Get yourself some shoes.|Find somewhere you could get a facial. {70213}{70292}And hire a decorator to come|in here quick because...damn! {70487}{70530}When do l get my own flashy... {70536}{70569}...memory messer-upper? {70575}{70599}When you grow up. {70698}{70720}Please. Not green. {70757}{70779}Oh, damn! {70822}{70890}Do you know which alien leaves|a green spectral trail... {70896}{70928}...and craves sugar water? {70952}{71044}That was on Jeopardy last night.|Damn, Alex said it was.... {71050}{71094}Zed, we have a bug. {71111}{71177}So....|What? We don''t like bugs? {71183}{71234}Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger. {71246}{71350}They consume, infest, destroy,|live off the death of other species. {71356}{71405}You were stung as a child, right? {71420}{71506}lmagine a giant cockroach|with unlimited strength... {71513}{71599}...a massive inferiority complex,|and a real short temper... {71604}{71682}...is terrorizing Manhattan lsland|in a new Edgar suit. {71711}{71737}That sound like f un? {71796}{71822}What''s the move? {71850}{71909}With a bug in town,|we''ll watch the morgues. {72205}{72249}Where do you want|contestant number 3? {72254}{72290}Just leave it there. {72296}{72322}What''s with the cat? {72328}{72401}There''s a problem with the cat.|Sign here. {72407}{72474}-What''s the problem with the cat?|-lt''s your problem. {72554}{72591}l hate the living. {72639}{72672}Shall we? {73383}{73428}Oh, my God! {73526}{73574}Buddy, what are you? {73775}{73853}Subject was approximately 112 degrees|at time of autopsy... {73859}{73910}...indicating a temperature increase. {73917}{74016}Examiner tried to verify this rectally,|but the subject had no rectum. {74022}{74056}Which is really-- {74062}{74082}Weird. {74104}{74204}l''m Dr. Leo Manville, Department|of Public Health. This is Dr. White. {74229}{74278}You must not have a home life. {74283}{74361}We watch the morgues caref ully.|You have something unusual? {74367}{74422}l''d say so. Triple homicide. {74428}{74473}The first body was normal,|ex cept he was broken in half. {74473}{74503}The first body was normal,|ex cept he was broken in half. {74510}{74569}But when l opened up|the other two, well.... {74576}{74598}Let me show you. {74765}{74840}There''s a skeletal structure|unlike anything l''ve seen. {74846}{74881}l''ll have a look at it. {74886}{74939}You and Dr. Weaver|check the other body. {74944}{74977}This way, doctor. {74994}{75039}This one''s even stranger. {75061}{75125}l did a laparotomy.|l started with the stomach. {75131}{75213}But we can start with the|gastroesophageal junction. {75241}{75311}Let''s start wherever you started at. {75322}{75354}Okey-dokey. {75563}{75601}-ls this your cat?|-lt is now. {75606}{75663}lt came in with the body.|Dive right in. {75668}{75709}l''m sure he won''t mind. {75796}{75841}You have really pretty eyes. {75865}{75889}Thank you. {75981}{76003}Feel that? {76008}{76081}Where the pyloric junction would be?|Push it aside. {76093}{76165}Notice anything strange?|Stomach, liver, lungs.... {76175}{76220}Nope, all fine. {76226}{76262}They''re all missing. {76280}{76300}Of course. {76307}{76378}That''s obviously|the first thing l noticed. {76391}{76463}What l was pointing out|is the fact that there are no... {76491}{76523}...pieces... {76529}{76565}...of them left. {76571}{76644}You know, so they''re intact... {76655}{76730}...wherever they are whole.|That we can be sure of. {76735}{76769}Have we met before? {76789}{76838}l''m having a feeling of dйjб vu. {76875}{76930}-Yeah, me too.|-Really? {76950}{77009}Wanna know what l think?|Don''t tell him. {77015}{77095}He''s under enough stress.|l don''t think it''s a real body. {77101}{77181}l think it''s some kind of|transport unit for something else. {77187}{77231}The question is, what? {77252}{77289}ls this f reaking you out? {77361}{77389}No, girl. {77428}{77499}You know what l like to do sometimes|when it''s late? {77603}{77635}Dr. White. {77677}{77709}Ex cuse me. {77822}{77850}What do you think? {77863}{77940}lnteresting. She got|a ''''Queen of the Undead'''' thing going-- {77946}{77976}Of the body. {77982}{78002}Great body. {78007}{78048}The dead body. {78067}{78114}You have to look at that thing. {78122}{78156}You recognize him? {78173}{78257}He looks like the big guy l saw|at headquarters, only deader. {78263}{78295}What killed him? {78326}{78348}A bug? {78370}{78400}You''re up, slugger. {78498}{78526}Look at this. {78570}{78604}What the hell is that? {79049}{79083}Must.... {79123}{79170}To prevent... {79229}{79274}...contest. {79300}{79335}What are you saying? {79341}{79375}To prevent.... {79381}{79417}To prevent... {79424}{79448}...struggle? {79507}{79531}To prevent.... {79545}{79567}War? {79576}{79604}War. {79667}{79704}The Galaxy... {79737}{79779}...is on... {79789}{79834}...Orion''s... {79895}{79915}...be-- {79985}{80020}What is word? {80035}{80067}The bed? {80079}{80126}Belt? Orion''s belt? {80613}{80694}''''To prevent war, the Galaxy|is on Orion''s belt.'''' {80700}{80746}What the hell does that mean? {80829}{80865}Doctor... {80870}{80902}...whatever, come here. {80908}{81004}Dr. Whatever? You guys aren''t really|f rom the Department of Health. {81011}{81055}Rosenberg. Damn! {81061}{81165}The Arquillians won''t like this.|He was one of the royal family. {81172}{81200}This is an alien... {81206}{81286}...and you''re f rom a government agency|keeping it under wraps. {81291}{81369}He said, ''''To prevent war,|the Galaxy is on Orion''s belt.'''' {81375}{81428}How else do you explain New York? {81433}{81490}l was in this cab, and this guy was-- {81535}{81586}''''Galaxy on Orion''s belt''''|makes no sense. {81591}{81685}That''s what the little dude inside|the big dude''s head said, right? {81691}{81762}Damn, man!|You did the flashy thing already. {81768}{81829}Whoever you are,|you''ll have to show me l.D. {81836}{81909}Of course, young lady.|Look at this for me, please. {81915}{81959}-Would you stop that?|-What? {81964}{82015}That thing will give her brain cancer. {82021}{82074}Never hurt her before.|Close the doors. {82081}{82124}Special Services will be here. {82130}{82199}How many times have you|flashy-thinged that woman? {82205}{82225}Couple. {82231}{82309}-Don''t you worry about long-term damage?|-A little. {82315}{82360}-Have you flashy-thinged me?|-No. {82367}{82426}l ain''t playing with you! Have you? {82657}{82730}l think l should be in charge|of the flashy thing. {82736}{82770}Not while l''m around. {82776}{82829}You''ll f ricassee someone''s brain. {82835}{82931}We got two dead aliens and|a medical examiner needs a new memory. {82993}{83048}Make it a happy memory. {83846}{83896}Where is it?! {84946}{84981}Hey, Zed. {84994}{85061}Doesn''t anybody ever get|any sleep around here? {85067}{85161}The twins keep us on Centurian time.|lt''s a 37-hour day. {85166}{85219}Give it a few months.|You''ll get used to it. {85226}{85265}Or have a psychotic episode. {85277}{85303}Here''s Orion. {85309}{85381}lt''s a grouping of the brightest stars|in the northern sky. {85387}{85448}-Here''s Orion''s belt.|-The little guy said: {85455}{85535}''''To prevent war, the Galaxy|is on Orion''s belt.'''' {85541}{85594}There are no galaxies|on Orion''s belt. {85601}{85689}The belt is just these three stars.|Galaxies are huge. {85695}{85794}They''re made up of billions of stars.|You heard wrong. {85815}{85874}Look, whatever, l know what l heard. {86764}{86796}Pretty lady. {86951}{87060}That grumpy guy''s story''s starting to|come into focus a little bit here. {87078}{87155}So you were the guy in that picture|with the flowers? {87178}{87258}And, l take it,|she never got those flowers. {87275}{87344}So, what, she ever get married|or anything? {87373}{87443}They say it''s better to have|loved and lost... {87448}{87499}...than never to have loved at all. {87505}{87531}Try it. {87667}{87693}Look at this. {87700}{87735}They''re all leaving. {87741}{87835}We''ve had 12 jumps in the last hour.|Redgick was just the first. {87856}{87899}What do they know that we don''t? {87905}{87942}Why does a rat desert a ship? {87947}{88039}Give me Lem Sat 4, please,|with a proton induction thermoscan. {88083}{88136}Thank you. Okay. Lem Sat 18. {88188}{88216}All right, 4000. {88322}{88357}An Arquillian battle cruiser. {88363}{88427}And we''ve got|a dead Arquillian prince. {88470}{88506}Speak of the devil. {88531}{88553}They sound pissed. {88559}{88594}Translate that. Step on it. {88603}{88687}Go to Rosenberg''s jewellery store,|and see what you can turn up. {88830}{88860}Give the kid a weapon. {89096}{89174}-Series 4 De-atomizer.|-That''s what l''m talking about. {89179}{89219}Noisy Cricket. {89270}{89318}Kay, no, no, come on, man. {89324}{89383}You get a Series 4 De-atomizer... {89389}{89434}...l get a little midget Cricket? {89530}{89576}Feel like l''m gonna break it. {90641}{90696}Hey, this is my truck! {90722}{90797}Make sure you tell them that|down at the impound. {90973}{91020}Please. {91246}{91305}Who breaks into a jewellery store|and leaves the jewels? {91311}{91362}Somebody not looking for jewellery. {91417}{91476}This guy had a serious crush|on his cat. {91539}{91561}Get down! {91689}{91713}Man! {91759}{91804}That''s him. That''s the bug! {91810}{91843}ln the Edgar suit! {92363}{92429}We do not discharge our weapons|in view of the public! {92435}{92482}We ain''t got time for this bullshit! {92488}{92545}There''s a alien battle cruiser|about to-- {92551}{92620}There''s always an alien battle|cruiser or a death ray... {92626}{92694}...or an intergalactic plague|about to wipe out life on Earth. {92700}{92770}The only way people get on|with their happy lives... {92775}{92840}...is they do not know about it! {92954}{93000}And don''t worry about the bug. {93007}{93064}He''s not leaving town.|We got his ship. {93252}{93300}We need a containment crew... {93305}{93345}...on MacDougal Street. {93365}{93451}Containment may be a moot point.|The ex odus continues. {93458}{93550}The party''s over, and the last one|to leave gets stuck with the check. {93556}{93615}You sorry little ingrates! {93809}{93849}What about the Arquillians? {93855}{93937}We''ve translated part of the message:|'''' Deliver the Galaxy.'''' {93943}{94020}-They don''t want much, do they?|-Oh, it gets better. {94026}{94061}They hold us responsible. {94276}{94324}Where do you keep your dead? {94329}{94372}l don''t have any dead. {94385}{94411}Where? {94417}{94449}l don''t know. {94461}{94508}The city morgue? {94749}{94806}That''s three for a dollar, sir! {94821}{94892}lt was some light|that ref racted off of Venus... {94898}{94933}...into some swamp gas... {94939}{94975}...and that''s what made the.... {94981}{95015}All right, kid! {95034}{95068}Ex cuse me.|What''s up? {95074}{95138}The Arquillians want the Galaxy,|whatever that means. {95143}{95187}We need help, a professional... {95193}{95269}...with years of experience|in intergalactic politics. {95275}{95339}l hope the little twerp|hasn''t skipped town. {95396}{95440}lf you''ll gather over here.... {95446}{95526}That''s right, move in closer.|That''s good. Thanks. {95533}{95615}lf you look right here,|l''d appreciate it. Thank you. {95929}{95995}The worst disguise ever.|He''s definitely an alien. {96001}{96068}You don''t like it,|you can kiss my f urry butt. {96084}{96104}Busy, Frank? {96111}{96162}Can''t talk now.|My flight''s leaving in-- {96168}{96192}Get your paws off! {96198}{96226}Call the pound! {96233}{96282}The dog owes my f riend money. {96289}{96327}Arquillians and bugs,|what do you know? {96333}{96363}-Nothing.|-Not a thing? {96433}{96494}Stop, stop, stop it!|Okay, okay! {96503}{96554}Rosenberg wasn''t a two-bit Arquillian. {96560}{96640}He was the guardian of the Galaxy.|He thought he''d be safe on Earth. {96646}{96668}The bug had other plans. {96674}{96766}The Galaxy is the best source|for subatomic energy in the universe. {96773}{96839}lf the bugs get it,|kiss the Arquillians goodbye. {96845}{96869}Ask about the belt. {96876}{96940}Rosenberg mentioned Orion''s belt.|What did he mean? {96946}{96989}-Beats me.|-Beats you? {97008}{97036}Not around. {97106}{97155}lt''s a ventriloquist act. {97161}{97206}The Galaxy is here! {97226}{97246}Here? {97251}{97312}A galaxy''s millions of stars|and planets. {97319}{97378}When will you learn|that size doesn''t matter? {97390}{97463}lf something''s important,|it doesn''t mean it''s not small. {97471}{97495}How small? {97500}{97550}The size of a marble or a jewel. {97562}{97626}Ex cuse me. l gotta be walked|before my flight. {97632}{97652}Get out of here. {97714}{97794}lf the Galaxy''s here,|it''s not on Orion''s belt. {98281}{98330}When you want attention.... {98365}{98385}Orion. {98390}{98432}That''s a pretty name. {98445}{98482}What''s this? {99788}{99839}Yes, good, thank you. {99845}{99919}Thank you for making sure|the bell works. {99984}{100025}What''s up, Farmer John? {100062}{100123}A man came in here earlier. {100138}{100158}A dead man. {100164}{100211}And that means what to me? {100260}{100329}lt was a very dear f riend of mine. {100346}{100396}l believe he had an animal with him. {100402}{100463}lt was a gift l gave him. A pet cat. {100469}{100508}lt means worlds to me. {100514}{100556}l''d like to have it back. {100562}{100644}l''ll need picture l.D.,|proof of ownership of the cat... {100651}{100735}...notarized proof of kinship|with the deceased. {100758}{100792}Don''t do that. {100834}{100860}Do what? {100888}{100924}Don''t do it. {100986}{101019}Oh, man. {101395}{101448}Look, Kay, let me handle this one. {101455}{101520}All we gotta do is get a cat.|lt''s not that hard. {101526}{101629}But if you go in there, you''ll start|flashing your brain ray in her face. {101634}{101674}She''ll wind up with leukemia. {101680}{101772}The doctor don''t need you flashing away|her med-school classes. Five minutes. {101778}{101810}Two minutes. {101870}{101894}Where''s the animal? {101901}{101936}l said l don''t know. {101941}{101996}Well, let''s see if we can find it. {102126}{102152}Hello! {102375}{102401}Hello! {102508}{102545}-How you doing?|-Hello. {102551}{102621}l''m Sergeant Friday|f rom the 26th Precinct. {102627}{102688}A cat came in with a corpse|the other day. {102695}{102744}-''''Orion'''' on the nametag?|-Right. {102765}{102836}Well, this cat is a witness... {102842}{102901}...in a murder case.|l''ll need to take him. {102907}{102945}l don''t know where the cat is. {102951}{102981}You don''t? {102995}{103060}No, but maybe you could take me|with you instead. {103108}{103180}Damn, you do start fast,|don''t you? {103185}{103228}l''d really like to go with you... {103236}{103260}...now. {103283}{103340}And exactly why is that? {103515}{103562}l need to show you something. {103577}{103599}Slow down. {103606}{103684}-Girl, don''t hit the gas like that!|-You don''t understand. {103690}{103743}You really need to see this. {103750}{103860}l will. One thing. l gotta drive.|lt''s not some macho trip. {103865}{103922}That''s just the way l get down. {104190}{104253}Look, stud, you''re|really not getting this. {104258}{104333}There''s something l need you|to help me with. {104595}{104621}Freeze it! {104627}{104651}You are thick! {104658}{104684}How could l know? {104690}{104720}Did l have to sing it? {104726}{104763}You were like a drunk prom date. {104769}{104861}Typical. Anytime a woman shows|even a hint of sexual independence-- {104867}{104887}Shut up! {104892}{104912}Let her go! {104917}{104960}Listen, monkey-boy... {104966}{105043}...l''m on the top rung|of the evolutionary ladder. {105049}{105075}So can it. {105081}{105140}Show me your face,|and l''ll cure your ills. {105148}{105228}Ever pull wings off a fly?|Care to see the fly get even? {105234}{105268}What about your ship? {105274}{105344}lf that''s what you call|that trash we got locked up. {105350}{105407}-Put your weapons down!|-Won''t happen. {105413}{105433}lt''s okay. {105440}{105477}How is it okay? {105483}{105532}l''m saying it''s gonna be okay. {105539}{105584}Don''t bet on it, meat sack. {105819}{105856}Let me go! {106119}{106149}Go on! {106245}{106275}Take me here. {106282}{106302}No way. {106337}{106357}Take me! {106790}{106810}He''s in a cab! {107349}{107406}Don''t move! Don''t move!|Don''t move! {107419}{107454}Hey, man, what? {107724}{107792}He''s not leaving the planet in a cab.|Let''s go. {107911}{107975}Put up a bionet|all the way around Manhattan. {107981}{108036}lf it''s not human, it doesn''t leave. {108069}{108107}What do we hear f rom upstairs? {108113}{108141}'''' Deliver the Galaxy.'''' {108148}{108220}The bug''s got the Galaxy,|but we got his ship. {108296}{108351}Warning.:|Plutonic fusion detection. {108378}{108435}Warning.:|Plutonic fusion detection. {108547}{108608}-Why are they shooting at us?|-Battle rules. {108614}{108716}We get an ultimatum, a warning shot,|then a galactic week to respond. {108730}{108791}A galactic week?|How the hell long is that? {108797}{108823}One hour. {108832}{108860}One hour? {108873}{108899}Then what? {109027}{109055}That''s bullshit! {109061}{109155}To keep the bugs f rom getting it,|Arquillians will destroy that galaxy. {109162}{109221}And whatever planet it''s on. {109249}{109284}You''re talking about us. {109290}{109324}Sucks, huh? {109386}{109452}l''ll get the location|of every interstellar vehicle. {109458}{109509}l already did.|Frank took the last ship. {109516}{109567}-Sneden''s Landing and Throg''s Neck.|-Gone. {109574}{109617}-What about Atlantic City?|-Gone. {109623}{109657}-Bayonne?|-Gone. {109663}{109724}-There''s Three Mile lsland.|-Gone. {109730}{109780}-Staten lsland?|-Gone, thank God. {109790}{109882}We''re running out of time. lf that|bug gets off Earth, we''re bug food. {109889}{109915}Hey, old guys! {110037}{110082}Do those still work? {110447}{110496}-You''re coming with me.|-What? {110509}{110554}lt''s a long trip.|l''ll need a snack. {110554}{110578}lt''s a long trip.|l''ll need a snack. {110722}{110744}The tunnel? {110751}{110820}-You know a better way to Queens?|-lt''ll be packed! {111142}{111172}Remember the red button? {111188}{111228}Push the red button. {111247}{111279}Put on a seat belt. {111580}{111643}You''re much too tense.|You''re young. Relax. {111649}{111691}Take some joy in your work. {111697}{111725}Do you like music? {111825}{111849}That''s better. {111855}{111937}--in Norfolk, Virginia|California on my mind {111949}{112013}I straddled that Greyhound|And rode him into Raleigh {112018}{112061}And on across Caroline {112071}{112142}Somebody help me|Get out of Louisiana {112189}{112246}There are people there|Who care a little ''bout me {112251}{112331}-And won''t let the poor boy down|-All right, now! {112609}{112647}You do know Elvis is dead? {112653}{112714}No, Elvis is not dead.|He just went home. {113082}{113119}You don''t wanna eat me. {113125}{113192}l''m an important person on my planet.|Like a queen! {113197}{113265}A goddess, even.|There are those who worship me. {113271}{113313}l''m not trying to impress you. {113319}{113368}l''m just saying it could start a war! {113374}{113435}Good, war. That means|more food for my family. {113441}{113522}All 78 million of them.|That''s a lot of mouths to feed. {113527}{113590}You''re a wonderf ul dad,|but l''m staying here! {114109}{114160}Now, that''s what l''m talking about. {114191}{114235}Roaches check in. {114284}{114314}They don''t check out. {114429}{114526}Warning.: Eight minutes|to the destruction of Earth. {114569}{114599}Eight minutes... {114606}{114636}... to destruction. {115720}{115788}We''ll use pulsar level five|with an implosion factor. {115794}{115814}What?! {115819}{115896}Just shoot the damn thing|on the count of three. One... {115902}{115930}...two, three! {117387}{117425}You idiots! {117455}{117498}You don''t get it! {117504}{117524}l''ve won. {117545}{117550}lt''s over. {117550}{117588}lt''s over. {117599}{117644}You''re milk-suckers! {117660}{117700}You don''t matter. {117707}{117766}ln a few seconds,|you won''t even be matter. {117772}{117837}You''re under arrest|for violating the Tycho Treaty. {117843}{117909}So hand over whatever galaxy|you might be carrying... {117915}{117980}...and put your hands on your head. {118100}{118144}l''ll put my hands... {118204}{118234}...on my head. {118340}{118364}Like this? {119067}{119116}That did not go the way l planned. {119123}{119163}Don''t let him on the second ship. {119169}{119239}-What are you talking about?|-Keep him on this planet. {119245}{119292}Where are you going? {119307}{119352}l''m gonna get my gun back. {119419}{119439}Hey, bug! {119445}{119515}You know how many of your kind|l''ve swatted with a paper? {119521}{119580}You''re just a smear|on the sports page... {119587}{119657}...you slimy, gut-sucking,|intestinal parasite! {119669}{119703}Eat me! {119708}{119740}Eat me! {120179}{120201}What''s up? {120215}{120292}You just gonna eat and run?|What about dessert? {120435}{120469}That''s it? {120479}{120561}Where you going?|This party''s just getting started. {120580}{120612}Where you going? {120636}{120677}Where you going? {120705}{120731}Let me tell you. {120737}{120819}There''s only one way off this planet,|and that''s through me. {121864}{121899}Where you going? {121920}{121956}Why you running, huh? {121967}{122008}l''m still standing. {122024}{122072}Come on, bring it. Bring it! {122548}{122607}l''m sorry.|Was that your auntie? {122660}{122704}That means that''s your uncle. {122776}{122806}You all look alike. {123007}{123050}Well, well. {123056}{123140}Big, bad bug got|a bit of a soft spot, huh? {123228}{123278}l can''t understand why you gotta... {123284}{123343}...come down here|bringing all this ruckus... {123349}{123415}...snatching up galaxies|and everything. {123420}{123519}My attitude is, don''t start nothing,|won''t be nothing. {123669}{123757}Ease up out of my face before|something bad happens to you. {123807}{123833}Too late. {124545}{124602}Tell the Arquillians|we have the Galaxy. {124609}{124652}You got it, friend. {124692}{124743}Going to get your gun back, huh? {124749}{124784}l like this gun. {124802}{124903}While you was in there playing around,|l was doing all the work. {124909}{124980}l had to bean him in the head|with this big rock. {124986}{125031}l was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4. {125038}{125076}He kicked me. lt hurt. {125082}{125148}But then l got to the fire.|l was like that with it. {125154}{125211}Not bad for your second|day of work, is it? {125232}{125312}This definitely rates a 9.0|on my weird-shit-o-metre. {125322}{125412}Should''ve been here for|the Zeronion migration in 1968. {125475}{125538}l guess you weren''t even alive in ''68. {125674}{125737}lnteresting job you guys have. {126124}{126168}l know we got these rules... {126174}{126227}...but she did help us bust that bug. {126234}{126298}Maybe we didn''t have to|flashy-thing her. {126338}{126415}Come on. Who will she tell?|She hang out with dead people. {126421}{126460}lt''s not for her. {126466}{126496}lt''s for me. {126538}{126570}What? {126623}{126651}Aren''t they beautif ul? {126695}{126715}Stars. {126730}{126803}l never look at them anymore,|but they actually are... {126869}{126902}...beautif ul. {127014}{127071}Kay, you''re f rightening your partner. {127077}{127152}l''ve been training a replacement,|not a partner. {127177}{127216}Wait a minute, Kay. {127228}{127281}l cannot do this job by myself. {127288}{127352}Guys, my apartment isn''t|anywhere near here. {127357}{127404}lt''s not even on the same island. {127442}{127466}Days... {127471}{127499}...months... {127506}{127534}...years. {127542}{127582}Always face it forward. {127814}{127878}l was in an interstellar|cockroach''s gullet. {127884}{127941}That''s one of 100 memories|l don''t want. {128352}{128384}See you around. {128534}{128562}No... {128581}{128611}...you won''t. {129473}{129526}The high consulate|f rom Solaxium 9... {129531}{129576}...wants seats for the Bulls game. {129583}{129644}Call Dennis Rodman.|He''s f rom that planet. {129699}{129738}Rodman? You''re kidding. {129745}{129769}Nope. {129784}{129833}Not much of a disguise.