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{615}{715}Mysteries in History,|with your host, Peter Graves.
{719}{814}Although no one has ever been able|to prove their existence... {818}{893}...a quasi-government agency,|the Men in Black... {897}{977}...supposedly carries out operations|here on Earth... {981}{1079}...in order to keep us safe from aliens|throughout the galaxies. {1083}{1167}Here is one of their stories|that "never happened"... {1171}{1272}...from one of their files|that doesn''t exist. {1286}{1386}1978. The leaders of Zartha|flee their planet... {1390}{1516}...in order to escape the clutches|of the evil Kylothian, Serleena. {1528}{1622}Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring|with them their greatest treasure: {1630}{1727}The Light of Zartha,|a cosmic force so powerful... {1731}{1840}...that in the wrong hands it could|lead to the annihilation of Zartha. {1852}{1934}The Zarthans'' princess, Lauranna,|beseeched the Men in Black... {1938}{1994}...to hide the Light from Serleena. {2006}{2054}But they had no choice. {2058}{2141}Intervention would have meant|the destruction of the Earth. {2174}{2297}However, in an act of galactic bravery,|the Men in Black subdued Serleena... {2301}{2354}...allowing the Zarthans to escape... {2358}{2446}...so they might hide the Light|on another planet. {2474}{2585}Serleena, released from her captors,|vowed that the Light would be hers... {2590}{2707}...and that she would destroy|any planet that stood in her way. {2736}{2802}And so, never knowing what happened... {2806}{2931}...the people of Earth were saved|by a secret society of protectors... {2935}{3009}...known as the Men in Black. {5386}{5431}Harvey! {5458}{5518}Harvey, get over here! {5530}{5582}Harvey. Heel, heel! {5586}{5640}You''re barking at the moon, moron. {5644}{5686}Harvey. Harvey! {8595}{8638}Hey, pretty lady. {8661}{8701}You taste good. {8802}{8832}Hey, what the--? {8954}{9012}Yeah, you too. {10188}{10247}Nothing fancy, no heroics.|By the book. {10251}{10286}Got it. Hey! {10313}{10370}Hey, Jeff. What''s happening, buddy? {10374}{10468}-We were wondering why you''re here.|-The man''s talking to you. {10477}{10575}You know our arrangements.|Stay in the E, F and R subway lines... {10579}{10638}...and you get all the garbage|you want. {10642}{10708}What the hell are you doing here,|worm boy? {10712}{10736}Tee. {10750}{10782}Jeff.... {10786}{10839}Excuse my partner.|He''s new and he''s... {10868}{10988}...kind of stupid. {11171}{11242}You getting big, Jeff.|Boy, what you been eating? {11342}{11385}You like jokes, huh? {11446}{11485}Jeffrey! {11655}{11685}All right. {11720}{11764}Sweet dreams, big boy. {12604}{12641}Sweet dreams... {12755}{12790}...big boy. {12794}{12861}Transit authority.|Move to the forward car. {12865}{12927}We got a bug in the electrical system. {12976}{13097}People! We got a bug|in the electrical system! {13190}{13230}Now y''all running? {13234}{13275}No, no, no! Sit down! {13279}{13326}It''s only a 600-foot worm. {13405}{13502}-Everybody out.|-Put the hammer down on this thing. {13506}{13589}I''m Captain Larry Bridgewater.|I decide what happens. {13594}{13657}You decide?|Okay, come here. Come here. {13661}{13710}Larry? That''s my man, Jeff. {13790}{13890}-Larry just made a decision.|-Larry need to take his ass in there. {14070}{14130}Don''t make me do this, Jeff! {14750}{14793}Eighty-first Street. {14890}{14917}Just a second. {14950}{15017}May I have your attention, please? {15030}{15099}We thank you|for participating in our drill. {15103}{15177}Had this been an emergency,|you''d have been eaten. {15181}{15242}Because you don''t listen.|You''re ignorant. {15246}{15346}How a man gonna bash through--?|That''s the problem with New Yorkers. {15350}{15437}"We''ve seen it all. A 600-foot worm!|Save us, Mr. Black Man!" {15442}{15542}I ask you nice, "Move to the next car."|You just sit there like-- {15589}{15629}Thank you for participating. {15633}{15726}Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,|energy-efficient subway cars. {15738}{15812}Watch your step.|You will have a nice evening. {15898}{15984}I need a cleanup crew|at 81st and Central Park West. {15988}{16048}Revoke Jeff''s movement privileges. {16052}{16120}Have him escorted|to the Chamber Street station. {16124}{16243}And please check the expiration date|on the unipod worm tranquilizers. {16347}{16391}Sorry, fellas. Station closed. {16398}{16500}-Emergency drill. For your safety.|-Do you believe these putzes? {16538}{16574}You''re welcome. {16902}{16956}I know, by the book. {16960}{17067}Tee, when was the last time|we just looked at the stars? {17071}{17143}This is a test. I can do this. {17202}{17263}Ever feel like you''re alone|in the universe? {17267}{17303}Yes. {17351}{17390}No. {17445}{17517}-Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.|-Really? {17535}{17565}Thanks. {17583}{17649}Hey, you''re not alone|in the universe. {17654}{17706}-Remove the arm.|-Okay. {17730}{17730}Please, shut up, Charlie. {17730}{17850}Please, shut up, Charlie. {17852}{17919}I''m tired of you constantly talking|behind my back. {17962}{18054}You meet a girl. She''s into it.|The best line you come up with is: {18058}{18157}"Wanna come back to my place for some|tonsil hockey and egg salad?" {18166}{18249}-Who are you and how''d you get in here?|-You like egg salad? {18328}{18362}Serleena! {18366}{18443}Why didn''t you say it was you? {18462}{18524}-Where''s the Light?|-Here''s the deal. {18528}{18585}You''re looking for this Light.|We found it. {18589}{18692}You want it, it''ll cost you 50 mill.|Here''s how it''ll work. First-- {18696}{18766}Where is the Light? {18885}{18989}We couldn''t find it, but we found|a guy who might know where it is. {18993}{19066}He runs a pizza parlor|on Spring Street. {19098}{19190}Let''s go. And wipe your nose, idiot. {19344}{19409}-Good pie.|-Yeah. {19446}{19481}Crowded. {19486}{19528}Well, they got good pie. {19659}{19691}What is wrong with you? {19695}{19748}-You''re gonna neuralyze me.|-No, I''m not. {19752}{19813}You took me here|so I wouldn''t make a scene. {19818}{19861}You making a scene. {19878}{19957}Let me ask you a question.|Why did you join MiB? {19962}{20046}Six years in the Marines.|I like the action. Protect the planet. {20050}{20129}You like being a hero?|You joined the wrong organization. {20146}{20229}-You ever heard of James Edwards?|-No. {20240}{20329}Well, he saved the lives of 85 people|on the subway tonight. {20334}{20382}No one knows he exists. {20394}{20512}And if no one knows he exists,|how can anyone ever love him? {20602}{20656}Hey, how long we been partners? {20660}{20731}-Feb 1.|-Five months, three days. {20735}{20800}-Started at noon.|-Nine hours. {20969}{21028}Get married. Have a bunch of kids. {21040}{21080}Okay. {21146}{21278}Excuse me. My buddy''s kind of shy,|but he thinks you are hot. {21406}{21430}Here it is. {21469}{21504}I don''t know what to say. {21508}{21578}Years from now,|you know what people''ll say? {21582}{21662}-"Employee" is misspelled?|-They charge by the letter. {21666}{21765}They''ll say, "Imagine that. Big shot|like her used to work here." {21770}{21803}-Ben--|-You deserve it. {21807}{21882}Bring up a case of Mountain Dew|from the basement. {21949}{21992}Hey, Bruno. {22016}{22125}Two slices of pepperoni and|information about the Light of Zartha. {22129}{22209}-Whoever you are, don''t hurt me.|-Where''s the Light, Ben? {22214}{22296}I don''t know what you''re talking about.|Let me down, ma''am. {22300}{22350}I want to report a robbery-- {22530}{22568}There. {22582}{22612}Noise. {22648}{22683}Kitchen! {22779}{22829}You idiots see anything? {22834}{22906}Wind blew the door open. {22922}{22970}Nothing out of the ordinary. {22978}{23053}For 25 years, I''ve traveled|the universe looking for it. {23058}{23128}But it never left Earth, did it?|You kept it here. {23132}{23173}What are you talking about? {23178}{23238}I''m running out of time.|Where''s the Light? {23242}{23309}-I don''t know what you mean.|-Listen, Zarthan. {23314}{23375}You hid the Light on Earth.|I''ll find it. {23379}{23464}Once we have the Light,|Zartha will be ours. {23468}{23529}You''re too late.|Tomorrow at midnight... {23534}{23618}...the Light will leave|the third planet and be back home. {23622}{23701}Sorry you made the trip for nothing. {23923}{23985}Now we don''t know|if it''s on Earth or not. {23989}{24046}He said third planet.|It''s here, you idiot. {24050}{24139}-Third Rock from the Sun.|-I never got that till now. {24151}{24244}It''s on Earth, and I know|who''s gonna tell me where it is. {24839}{24903}-Don''t you ever go home?|-Nope. {24907}{24974}I see you neuralyzed another partner. {25132}{25196}Bee, Dee, when you use|a fission carbonizer... {25200}{25289}...attach a de-atomizer|so it doesn''t sound like a cannon. {25294}{25397}Hey, get some booties on them things.|You''re crapping up the floor. {25478}{25512}Check his visa. {25516}{25616}The Cephalopods have been making|counterfeits at Kinko''s on Canal. {25620}{25746}And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph|going through passport control? {25750}{25850}That''d be my fault. I''m very sorry.|Please don''t neuralyze me, sir. {25854}{25939}-What the hell''s that supposed to mean?|-Nothing, sir. {26023}{26061}Good work in the subway. {26065}{26158}-I remember Jeff when he was yea high.|-What you got for me? {26162}{26217}Look. See those guys in black suits? {26222}{26295}-They work here. We got it covered.|-Zed, what you got? {26299}{26401}Dedication''s one thing, but this job|will eat you up and spit you out. {26405}{26476}You want to look like me|when you hit 50... {26507}{26532}...ish? {26553}{26606}I''ll be in the gym if you need me. {26622}{26702}All right, there was a killing earlier.|177 Spring. {26706}{26737}Alien-on-alien. {26742}{26802}Take Tee with you|and make a report. {26846}{26847}Tee. Right. {26847}{26967}Tee. Right. {27016}{27089}You have got to stop neuralyzing|MiB personnel. {27093}{27146}He was crying|in the middle of the diner. {27150}{27187}I hate that. {27202}{27254}And plus, you can''t count Elle. {27258}{27329}She wanted to go back to the morgue.|I helped her. {27333}{27402}-You need a partner.|-I''m cool. {27410}{27457}I''ll be his partner. {27478}{27550}Jay, wait up.|I appreciate the shot, man. {27554}{27607}-Thought I''d never get out.|-Lose the suit. {27611}{27664}Sure thing.|Just going for the look. {27668}{27733}But if I say so myself,|I find it slimming. {27737}{27800}Not that I''ve had problems|with the ladies. {27804}{27842}When you get down to-- {27846}{27888}Nice sled, very swank. {27892}{27943}Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives. {28458}{28489}Frank! {28512}{28597}Bring your head in this window|before I roll it up in there. {28602}{28634}Got it. {28778}{28813}Frank! {28844}{28890}My money? It''s missionary. {28894}{28968}I was in the Bowery,|and I meet this Great Dane. {28972}{29026}A little thick in the body,|but pretty. {29030}{29105}That''s just not appealing to me, man.|Seriously. {29109}{29164}I say we do the good cop,|bad cop thing. {29168}{29229}You interrogate the witness|and I growl. {29234}{29335}How about we do the good cop,|dumb dog thing, and you just shut up? {29339}{29396}You got it, partner.|Total silence. {29400}{29480}Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me. {29498}{29536}What do we got? {29602}{29670}-What do we got?|-There''s residue on the wall. {29674}{29792}-We sent samples to Em for analysis.|-Hey, 0% body fat. {29858}{29898}-Funny.|-Witness? {29920}{29958}Girl. Saw everything. {29991}{30024}She''s taking it well. {30028}{30128}I won''t answer any more questions.|I want to know what happened here. {30136}{30187}-I''ll handle this one.|-You got it. {30191}{30272}Alone. A talking dog might be|a bit much for her now. {30276}{30325}What do you want me to do? {30333}{30382}Sniff around. {30396}{30432}What? {30445}{30472}Funny. {30476}{30535}Take a deep breath.|Everything is all right. {30539}{30614}What part is she supposed|to feel all right about? {30692}{30729}I''m Agent Jay. {30733}{30768}Tell me what you saw. {30773}{30833}-A two-headed guy and a woman.|-Caucasian? {30838}{30909}Gray, with tentacles|that she used to rip-- {30914}{30939}His skin off. {30943}{31070}It''s not skin. It''s protoplasma polymer|similar to the gum in baseball cards. {31074}{31136}-What was the last thing you ate?|-Calzone. {31140}{31167}-What time?|-Lunch. {31171}{31228}-Spinach?|-Mushroom. {31249}{31286}You need pie. {31288}{31289}They kept asking Ben about a light. {31289}{31409}They kept asking Ben about a light. {31431}{31468}You okay? {31472}{31551}An hour ago, a man I''ve known|my whole life vanished... {31555}{31617}...because of a woman|with weird fingers... {31622}{31686}...and a two-headed guy|with a cannoli''s IQ. {31690}{31754}So yeah, everything''s okay. {31792}{31881}When we''re kids,|before we''re taught how to think... {31886}{31965}...our hearts tell us there is|something else out there. {31970}{32087}I know what I saw.|Tell me what I''m supposed to believe. {32222}{32345}I''m a member of a secret organization|that monitors alien activity on Earth. {32350}{32402}Ben was an alien.|So were his killers. {32406}{32502}I don''t know why they did it,|but I promise I''m gonna find out. {32533}{32580}Okay. {32590}{32650}-Okay?|-Okay. {32684}{32718}Okay. {32846}{32912}-I''m sorry, I''m gonna have to--|-Kill me. {32916}{32952}No! {32957}{33051}Just a little flash and everything|goes back the way it was. {33062}{33141}After you flash me... {33146}{33204}...if I see you again,|will I know it''s you? {33208}{33257}I''ll see you. {33321}{33362}But you won''t see me. {33366}{33416}Must be hard. {33420}{33466}Must be very lonely. {33844}{33868}Excuse me. {33900}{33972}-I gotta go.|-What about the flashy thing? {34000}{34063}I''ll flash you some other time. {34490}{34529}What? {34640}{34770}-Did you tell the girl you love her?|-She''s a witness to a crime. That''s it. {34785}{34872}You''re attracted. She''s not my species,|and I''m attracted. {34876}{34971}I should take advice on love|from a dude that chases his own ass? {34975}{35072}Easy, pal. That''s canine profiling,|and I resent it. {35473}{35505}Hey, Jay, wait up. {35509}{35581}Coming through. MiB brass.|Look sharp. {35586}{35680}I''m Agent Eff, Jay''s new partner.|Who are you eyeballing? {35684}{35738}Frank, just cool out, dog. {35781}{35818}-Got kids?|-No. {35822}{35858}Want them? {35934}{35982}Get him off me! {36182}{36246}-Talk to me.|-It''s Kylothian, class C. {36250}{36274}Serleena. {36278}{36334}-Serleena. Old girlfriend?|-She wishes. {36338}{36403}The perps were looking|for the Light of-- {36407}{36447}-Zartha.|-Yeah, what is it? {36451}{36510}This makes no sense.|It''s not on Earth. {36514}{36593}-We took care of this a long time ago.|-Obviously not. {36597}{36645}That is very bad news. {36650}{36738}The Zarthans came to Earth|to hide the Light from Serleena. {36742}{36826}-We don''t do that.|-Right. I ordered it off the planet. {36830}{36869}Well, Zed.... {36874}{36980}I got a Kylothian class C in my park.|Are you sure this Light isn''t here? {36984}{37070}Positive. I gave the order.|My best agent carried it out. {37074}{37136}-It''s as if I gave it to you.|-Ask the agent. {37140}{37166}-Can''t.|-Dead? {37170}{37246}Sort of. He works at the post office. {37274}{37301}No. {37306}{37369}If Serleena gets to Kay before we do,|he''s dead. {37374}{37446}The Earth''s very existence|may rest on what Kay knows. {37450}{37510}Too bad you wiped out|his memory of it. {37514}{37549}Bring him in. {37558}{37582}Now. {37586}{37684}How cool is this? Going to get Kay.|The legend, the go-to guy. {37688}{37748}The guy who taught you everything. {37753}{37864}-The greatest agent in MiB history!|-Frank! Stop talking. {37955}{37986}Stay. {37990}{38053}Listen, partner.|I may look like a dog... {38057}{38116}...but I only play one here on Earth. {38125}{38184}-Whatever. Wipe your mouth.|-Hey, babe. {38337}{38416}People of Truro,|may I kindly have your attention? {38420}{38478}To facilitate your shipping needs... {38482}{38546}...all packages must be|properly wrapped. {38550}{38643}This one is an example of|"go home and do it again." {38647}{38714}I think you know what I mean,|Mrs. Vigushin. {38718}{38835}Brown paper and triple-twist twine|are the preferred media. {38839}{38881}Thank you for your time. {38914}{38979}-Kay.|-C. Express mail, two-day air. {39026}{39053}Kevin. {39094}{39170}Kevin. That''s funny.|You don''t have a "Kevin".... {39236}{39289}You don''t remember.|We worked together. {39294}{39392}I never worked in a funeral home.|Something I can do for you, slick? {39396}{39435}Straight to the point. {39453}{39554}You were an agent of an organization|that monitors aliens on Earth. {39558}{39656}We''re the Men in Black.|We have a situation. We need your help. {39660}{39749}There is a free mental health clinic|on the corner of Lilac. {39754}{39801}-Next.|-Excuse me. {39814}{39862}-Twenty Rugrats stamps.|-Elizabeth. {39866}{39969}The Postal Service hasn''t kept up|with today''s youth, but we have... {39974}{40037}...Berlin airlift stamps.|Opera legends? {40042}{40113}American Samoa?|Amish quilts. {40117}{40182}I''m sorry, got a world to save here. {40215}{40264}There was no coma.|It was a cover. {40268}{40311}-Who are you?|-Who are you? {40315}{40418}The postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts,|and I''m ordering you to leave. {40488}{40523}-Is that decaf?|-Sorry. {40527}{40584}We have a breach.|Cordon off this area. {40588}{40660}Full perimeter wipe-down,|right here, right now. {40664}{40770}Get a mop and escort all civilian|personnel from this site immediately. {40774}{40849}Listen to yourself, Kay.|Who talks like that? {42192}{42261}Why do you think you''re|so comfortable here? {42298}{42390}Just about everybody who works|in a post office is an alien. {42574}{42623}No smoking. {42837}{42864}Kay. {42871}{42958}My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy|fly a tiger around a room. {42962}{42998}You''re nothing special. {43002}{43072}When you look at the stars,|you get a feeling... {43076}{43124}...like you don''t know who you are. {43128}{43215}Like you know more about out there|than you do down here. {43219}{43329}That''s why she left you, Kay.|That''s why your wife left you. {43378}{43421}Okay, I''ll tell you what. {43426}{43519}You want to know who you really are,|take a ride with me. {43523}{43616}If not, people are waiting|for their TV Guides. {43692}{43728}Think he''ll bite? {43870}{43959}I''m just going for a ride. If things|don''t add up, it''s hasta luego. {43963}{44000}Hey, Kay. {44033}{44087}How''s it hanging? {44430}{44474}Good to see you, Kay. {44478}{44552}Good to see you too,|whoever you are. {44585}{44685}Well, let''s see|what you got here, chief. {44936}{44991}Welcome back, Agent Kay. {45021}{45052}Agent Kay. {45066}{45117}Greetings, Kay. {45169}{45201}Wow, look who''s back. {45205}{45266}I don''t mean to bother you--|You''re Agent Kay! {45270}{45346}-That''s what they tell me.|-This is an honor. Agent Gee. {45350}{45410}The most respected agent|in MiB history. {45414}{45473}The most feared human in the universe. {45478}{45549}Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee? {45553}{45617}-Black, two sugars, if you''re going.|-An honor. {45621}{45701}-Yeah, I''ll take a-- My man?|-Good to see you, Kay. {45742}{45775}How''d it go? {45779}{45838}The Drolacks are gone|and the treaty is signed. {45842}{45866}Good work. {45870}{45950}What about that position you|promised me in Men in Black? {45954}{46037}Still working on the alien|affirmative action program. {46041}{46095}That''s not what you promised me. {46099}{46149}-You''re breaking up.|-Zed? Hello? {46154}{46240}-I''ll call you back.|-I could be Agent Em. Zed, you-- {46258}{46372}I think Earth might be in a bad way.|You''re the only one that could save it. {46376}{46450}-Well, neither rain, sleet, snow....|-Good man. {46454}{46548}Get him armed and up to speed|and over to deneuralyzation. {46576}{46603}-Frank?|-Yeah? {46608}{46678}I''m gonna need them together|on this one. {46690}{46777}I need an assistant. It''s not|field work, but you get dental. {46782}{46817}Dental? {46878}{46925}The most advanced technologies from|all over the universe are in this room. {46925}{46984}The most advanced technologies from|all over the universe are in this room. {46984}{47020}What''s this? {47050}{47119}All is lost! All is lost! {47145}{47182}Don''t touch that! {47205}{47250}I didn''t do anything. {47254}{47330}Hands in your pockets. {47556}{47608}Your favorite weapon. {47674}{47729}-That?|-Yep. {47741}{47791}-Let''s go put it on.|-What? {47795}{47851}The last suit you''ll ever wear. {47855}{47892}Again. {48063}{48095}The deneuralyzer. {48133}{48206}Magneto-energy will surge|through your brain... {48210}{48321}...unlocking information that could|hold the key to Earth''s very survival. {48325}{48389}Okay. What''s that thing? {48422}{48470}The deneuralyzer. {48649}{48745}Welcome to planet Earth.|There are some rules and regulations. {48750}{48783}Go out only at night. {48787}{48889}If you must go out during the daylight,|only the East Village. {48995}{49032}Hey, hey, hey, hey! {49134}{49203}Name and planet of origin? {49207}{49297}Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn.|Kaluth system. {49321}{49417}-Any fruits or vegetables?|-Yeah, two heads of cabbage. {49422}{49445}Reason for visit? {49450}{49534}Education. I want to learn|how to be an underwear model. {49538}{49604}They told me I''ve got real potential. {49665}{49708}Help! Heart attack! {49738}{49772}Clear! {49802}{49850}Wake up, champ! {49975}{50059}-Oh, jeez.|-Lockdown. Code 101. {50082}{50128}Lockdown. {50150}{50213}This is not good. This is not good. {50373}{50444}-Breach! We''re being flushed.|-Flushed? {50458}{50533}-Ever been to a water park?|-I don''t know. {51345}{51377}Flushed. {51412}{51511}Yeah, man, back when you was an agent,|you loved getting flushed. {51515}{51625}Yeah, every Saturday night, you''d|be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me." {51630}{51671}I''d be like, "No." {51710}{51746}You can''t quit on me. {51750}{51820}I save the world, you tell me|why I stare at the stars. {51824}{51861}Cool. {51916}{51964}-Hop in.|-Hop in what? {52105}{52141}Does that come standard? {52146}{52245}It came with a black dude,|but he kept getting pulled over. {52305}{52422}I could rule this place|with the right set of mammary glands. {52431}{52468}Trapped like rats... {52486}{52512}...in a Chia Pet. {52516}{52578}Computer, surveillance MiB. {52693}{52737}MiB''s locked down. {52787}{52873}Computer, magnify. Times 10. {52901}{52946}Communicator. Frank. {52953}{53009}-Jay, where are you?|-We got flushed. {53013}{53065}-MiB''s code 101.|-Yeah, who did it? {53069}{53140}Some hot-looking biker chick.|Want me to tail her? {53144}{53261}-Stay where you are. I''ll be in touch.|-Stay where I am. Easy for you to say. {53265}{53298}-Find Kay?|-Neuralyzed. {53302}{53365}-Not active. Civilian.|-What? {53370}{53394}-He was--|-Here. {53398}{53430}-To get--|-Deneuralyzed. {53434}{53543}-Memory''s shot. But we''ll find him.|-Don''t put anything in our ears. {53566}{53590}What? {53594}{53677}What do you make of that?|Found it in my pocket. Weird, huh? {53682}{53747}-Yeah, a smile.|-ls that the only deneuralyzer? {53751}{53821}Officially. The plans leaked out|on the Internet. {53826}{53873}Computer, lnternet. {53878}{53921}Deneuralyzer. {54019}{54066}Perfect. It''s an old friend. {54253}{54301}Jay, ain''t seen you in a while. {54306}{54371}Did you peep that drop-top thing|out front? {54375}{54426}My business is banging, dog. {54438}{54519}You gotta check out the website.|It''s Jeebsie dot-- {54525}{54573}Okay, whoa. He''s retired, right? {54584}{54626}We need the deneuralyzer. {54630}{54710}-You''re kidding.|-The meter''s running, Jeebs. {54768}{54821}Do you remember me? {54834}{54885}Can''t say I do.|I''m good with faces. {54899}{54940}I think I''d remember that. {54969}{55018}The great Kay''s a neutral. {55022}{55125}You''re between me and my memories.|Do you have this deneuralyzer or not? {55130}{55161}No. {55189}{55224}Fresh out. {55254}{55294}Can''t help you. {55344}{55380}Don''t got it. {55589}{55682}Even if I did, if it doesn''t work,|he dies, you blow my head off. {55686}{55783}If it does, I''ve brought back Kay,|who, for fun, blows my head off. {55787}{55833}So, what''s my incentive? {55842}{55941}Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs|next to the snow blowers. {56025}{56102}Alien prisoners released,|armed and ready for your orders. {56106}{56189}Prisoners of MiB,|the scum of the universe. {56199}{56237}Now it''s the scum''s turn. {56242}{56300}I''m in a jam,|so I''ll make this simple. {56310}{56393}I need the Light of Zartha,|and Kay knows where it is. {56397}{56453}Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth. {56457}{56536}Find a deneuralyzer.|They want his memory back. {56540}{56584}Check. {56600}{56636}Now. {56718}{56766}Jarra, good to see you. {56861}{56906}Okay, that should do it. {56910}{57015}If I could have your attention|while we go over the safety procedures. {57019}{57080}Keep your hands inside the vehicle. {57084}{57158}If, during the ride,|you become disoriented... {57162}{57226}...there''s nothing we can do about it. {57262}{57320}Have you removed all your jewelry? {57358}{57416}-Are you allergic to shellfish?|-Jeebs! {57420}{57487}Right, then!|Smoke ''em if you got ''em. {57644}{57678}Have you used this? {57683}{57773}I used it to make some hot-air popcorn.|That''s about it. {57778}{57848}Okay! Let''s make it happen, cap''n! {59171}{59205}Perfect. {59534}{59583}-You''re back.|-No. {59587}{59664}-How''d you know his head grows back?|-It grows back? {59724}{59817}Real nice. Okay, that''s the last time|I help out a friend. {59877}{59936}-Kay, you remember anything?|-Goodbye. {59941}{59978}-Kay!|-Kay, wait! {59998}{60083}I never got the updated software.|Still working off the 6.0. {60087}{60133}Your brain needs to reboot. {60163}{60195}Give it a minute. {60199}{60233}Kay! {60239}{60318}Bottom of my heart, I''m really sorry.|I hope it won''t affect our friendship. {60318}{60365}Bottom of my heart, I''m really sorry.|I hope it won''t affect our friendship. {60370}{60478}All those years of loyalty and trust,|respect for one another. {60537}{60568}Right over there! {60605}{60664}-Where''s Kay?|-He''s not here! He went-- {60669}{60749}Kay''s retired. I''m his|trigger-happy replacement. {60753}{60838}Right in the pie hole.|Now nothing''s gonna taste right. {60842}{60902}-Lower your weapon.|-No. {61034}{61094}Jay, how are you, boo-boo? {61098}{61162}-These guys really need Kay.|-He''s a neutral. {61166}{61254}-Tell me something we don''t know.|-Yeah, tell me something-- {61258}{61296}I am so sorry. {61301}{61348}-God bless you.|-Thank you. {61379}{61476}If I don''t bring Kay back to MiB,|Serleena''s gonna kick my ass. {61480}{61529}-Now, where is he?|-Where is who? {61534}{61595}You don''t look too good. {61613}{61657}Yeah, and you look like crap. {61725}{61793}I take that back. He look like crap. {61856}{61901}-Bend him!|-Bend him. {61906}{61950}Wait, don''t bend him. {62856}{62899}Damn decent of you. {62913}{62944}Don''t mention it. {63444}{63511}-I''m gonna be sick.|-You don''t wanna do that. {63515}{63612}-Fellas, I think he''s telling the truth.|-Then he''s no good to us. {63668}{63740}-Didn''t I teach you anything, kid?|-Pineal eye! {63802}{63842}Go for the mosh tendrils! {63940}{63988}Kay, he''s a ball-chinnian. {64094}{64154}-You were in a tight spot.|-I handled it. {64158}{64225}-You need a partner.|-I had one. Job got too tough. {64230}{64285}I''m back. You got some dust|on your coat. {64290}{64334}So you got your memory back. {64338}{64397}-What the hell is going on?|-Don''t know. {64402}{64461}-The Light of Zartha?|-Never heard of it. {64465}{64489}Cool. {64570}{64625}You don''t remember|the Light of Zartha? {64630}{64694}Must''ve neuralyzed myself|to keep it from myself. {64698}{64777}-Good plan. What you doing?|-I do the driving. {64781}{64828}-Wait, no. Whoa.|-I remember that. {64833}{64927}What you remember is you used|to drive that old, busted jawn. {64931}{65004}I drive the new hotness. {65009}{65096}Old and busted, new hotness. {65310}{65360}Old busted hotness. {65370}{65434}-Serleena, please.|-Been a long time, Zed. {65438}{65525}I''m just touched you remembered me.|Makes me fuzzy all over. {65530}{65609}Never forget a pretty|whatever you are. {65663}{65704}Zed? {65713}{65753}Zed? Look at you. {65757}{65828}Twenty-five years,|and you''re still such a looker. {65833}{65874}Cut out the meat and dairy. {65878}{65969}And you, still a pile of squirmy|crap in a different wrapper. {65978}{66065}So feisty.|Look, we both need the same thing. {66135}{66172}Bring him in. {66188}{66214}Don''t think so. {66218}{66313}What about the Light''s secret?|If it''s not off Earth by midnight... {66318}{66400}...it self-destructs,|annihilating your little planet. {66404}{66497}I lose, you lose.|I win, everything keeps spinning. {66506}{66601}You don''t want the Light on Earth|any more than I do. {66664}{66705}All right, Serleena. {66735}{66780}You win. {66818}{66898}Zed? Is that you?|I could be Agent Em. {66907}{66941}Zed. Hello? {67194}{67243}So feisty. {67350}{67438}Fastest way back to MiB,|you take this right on 39th. {67442}{67480}Right here. Right. {67532}{67574}Next right on 37th. {67578}{67637}Right here. Right! {67646}{67683}We''re not going back. {67687}{67809}Headquarters has been breached, man.|We need to peel caps and split wigs. {67813}{67852}Not ready. {67862}{67945}Look, you''ve been out for five years.|That''s a long time. {67950}{68024}I understand you''re scared.|I''m a little scared too. {68028}{68077}-I''m not scared.|-Me neither. {68091}{68149}I just thought we was bonding. {68169}{68267}You''re acting like a rookie.|Splitting wigs and stepping on caps. {68271}{68369}-No wonder Zed brought me back.|-He did it because you messed up. {68374}{68438}Your attitude makes for|a stressful environment. {68442}{68540}Tell it to the hand.|Stressful is what we got back at MiB. {68544}{68654}Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB|in order to lure me back. {68658}{68708}lnto a trap. {68712}{68773}Which is why we can''t|bust in there. {68778}{68849}We need a plan. Where we going?|Scene of the crime? {68854}{68954}-You''re the boss.|-Scene of the crime. That''s a left. {69014}{69073}I''ll contact the witness.|We''ll talk to her. {69077}{69155}Things have changed.|We used to neuralyze witnesses. {69187}{69229}See, originally, I''d-- {69253}{69360}No, I was going to--|I interrogated her. {69365}{69390}-Then neuralyzed her?|-What? {69390}{69405}-Then neuralyzed her?|-What? {69409}{69538}MiB code 773/I-1 clearly states|that all civilian personnel-- {69562}{69598}-Drop that weapon!|-No! {69602}{69640}Jay, I''m-- I''m sorry. {69645}{69715}No, no, I''m fine. It''s my fault. {69723}{69782}Kay, my partner.|Laura, the witness. {69786}{69813}Pleasure. {69844}{69954}Thanks for sending those agents over|to keep an eye on me last night. {69958}{70006}MiB procedural code 594-B... {70010}{70086}...states that MiB personnel|shall never be used-- {70090}{70218}Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here.|I assume the perp was over here. {70222}{70260}Ben. {70264}{70332}-Was he 5''7", thinning hair?|-You knew him? {70342}{70396}Nope. Never seen him before|in my life. {70400}{70469}That is a hell of a fish. {70522}{70565}Wait a minute. {70689}{70722}You left yourself clues? {70726}{70824}In case I was deneuralyzed because|my replacement couldn''t handle it. {70828}{70940}If the joker that had got deneuralyzed|hadn''t created the situation-- {70944}{70976}Boys. {71022}{71091}All right. You pointing at something. {71191}{71224}Excuse me. {71261}{71299}The astronaut. {71338}{71365}Jay? {71377}{71432}Okay, all right. He''s pointing.... {71436}{71483}He''s like.... {71550}{71593}Who would stack boxes like this? {71597}{71689}A box stacker who''s not stacking boxes.|He''s leaving clues. {71693}{71728}It''s an arrow. {71828}{71882}-Jay?|-You''re slowing me down, slick. {71886}{71973}Whatever we''re looking for|is in these cabinets, right here. {72007}{72080}Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil. {72166}{72222}I hope I''m not slowing you down. {72237}{72300}Good work, partner. Yeah. {72304}{72374}-We gotta figure out where it goes.|-I know where. {72382}{72481}-No. Not yet.|-MiB code 773 clearly says-- {72485}{72561}I know the code,|but she might be important to me. {72576}{72636}To us. Well, for help.|To help us later. {72652}{72717}Well, she can''t stay here.|They''ll be back. {72782}{72870}-You can stay with friends of mine.|-People like you? {72878}{72901}Kind of. {72906}{72943}Jay! {72947}{73007}-Low bridge!|-What''s going on, man? {73011}{73089}Hey, what''s happening, fellas?|MiB is code 101 . {73104}{73137}-Bad.|-Very bad. {73141}{73238}-I need your help. This is Laura.|-Laura! {73242}{73282}Easy, easy! {73286}{73310}They''re worms. {73314}{73393}Once you go worm,|that''s what you''ll yearn. {73398}{73477}-That''s what they say. They just:|-I''ve dated worse. {73490}{73553}They''re suspended|for stealing from duty-free. {73557}{73624}-We were framed.|-Zed''s wormophobic. {73628}{73659}-Kay!|-You''re back! {73663}{73729}-They said you were dead.|-We''re double-parked. {73733}{73778}Laura''s very important to me. {73795}{73881}To us. To the stuff--|Me and you, the stuff we''re doing. {73909}{73980}-Keep an eye on her.|-I''ll keep both on her. {73985}{74008}No problem! {74062}{74129}-Why don''t you sit here?|-Like you got a shot. {74133}{74161}Hey, shut up! {74237}{74301}My communicator, in case you need it. {74389}{74428}-Nice move.|-Okay. {74491}{74582}-Just watch out for Neeble.|-Which one''s Neeble? {74641}{74694}-Which one of y''all is Neeble?|-Yo, mama! {74698}{74799}Him, right there. It''s fine.|Everything''s straight. It''s safe. {74803}{74851}Don''t fall asleep. {74893}{74933}Twister! {74981}{75093}Run over your plan one more time.|I''m struggling with it. {75097}{75190}You neuralyzed memory of the Light|but left yourself clues. {75194}{75218}Right. {75222}{75344}Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria|which opens a locker at Grand Central. {75348}{75445}-ln the locker, we''ll find another clue.|-That''s the plan. {75504}{75590}-I like to keep my enemies confused.|-We''re all confused. {75645}{75749}-Are you gonna slow me down?|-Your brain''s working on old software. {75753}{75806}Why don''t you go grab us some coffee? {75810}{75894}Sure. How do you take it?|Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass? {75898}{75980}I don''t know what''s in there,|so step back. {75984}{76067}Kay, for real, man.|Open the damn locker. {76177}{76234}Kay!|He''s back! The light giver! {76238}{76298}All hail Kay! All hail Kay! {76307}{76400}Oh, Kay, can you see|By the dawn''s early light {76404}{76473}You are the man who would be king|of the train locker. {76477}{76500}Praise Kay! {76505}{76620}Oh, good and gentle townsfolk|of Locker C-18... {76624}{76709}-...did I leave anything here?|-Yes. The timekeeper. {76714}{76777}Left to illuminate our streets|and hearts. {76782}{76888}-I''ve been looking everywhere for this.|-Merciful one! The clock tower! {76893}{76958}I got y''all, it''s cool.|Check this out. {76965}{77040}Titanium case.|Waterproof to over 300 meters. {77058}{77120}-That''s banging.|-Who are you, stranger? {77130}{77168}Jay. {77179}{77232}All hail Jay!|All hail Jay! {77242}{77291}Oh, Jay, can you see {77295}{77368}-Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of--|-Come on. {77382}{77433}-Wait! The commandments!|-The tablet! {77438}{77510}The tablet! The tablet!|The tablet! The tablet! {77514}{77611}We have lived by its word, and peace|has reigned throughout our world. {77615}{77697}Pass it on to others! So that they too|may be enlightened! {77701}{77741}Be kind! Rewind! {77745}{77789}Reconcile your past... {77799}{77857}...in order to move into your future! {77861}{77917}Two for one every Wednesday. {77922}{78002}Give twice as much as ye receive|on our most sacred of days. {78009}{78034}Every Wednesday. {78038}{78129}Large adult entertainment section|in the back. {78211}{78248}That''s just nasty. {78269}{78323}-What''s with the video card?|-Don''t know. {78327}{78363}-The watch?|-A reminder. {78367}{78401}-Of what?|-Can''t remember. {78405}{78428}Guess. {78433}{78523}I guess we have till midnight.|59 minutes to figure it out. {78581}{78680}Look. Here''s an idea. Let''s stop|chasing butt-backwards clues... {78684}{78784}...get a couple fission carbonizers|and get our headquarters back. {78788}{78840}It''s all about to make sense, kid. {78844}{78886}ls this card valid? {78926}{79017}-This card hasn''t been used in years.|-I''ve been away on business. {79022}{79077}-Billions of frequent flier miles.|-Try and use them. {79082}{79178}I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can|get a lobster dinner for a dollar. {79187}{79315}The airlines black out holidays.|It''s a conspiracy, I''m sure, I mean-- {79319}{79384}Can you tell us anything|about the account? {79394}{79440}You never checked out a tape. {79444}{79524}You reserved one once,|but you never picked it up. {79537}{79595}-Newton.|-There''s a rat in the toilet. {79599}{79701}It''s all stopped up.|You''re gonna have to pee in the sin-- {79778}{79850}-Still think I''m paranoid?|-Yeah. {79868}{79999}Gentlemen, my name is Newton.|I run the place. Seen any aliens lately? {80003}{80105}-You need professional help.|-He''s getting it. It''s not working. {80109}{80162}Okay, so, new case, huh? {80166}{80225}Episode 27, Light of Zartha. {80262}{80293}Got it. {80308}{80398}Jarra, it''s a sin they''ve kept|a genius like you locked away. {80402}{80497}Their agent Jay caught me siphoning|ozone to sell on the black market. {80502}{80548}They''re touchy about global warming. {80552}{80637}I need a spacecraft that can travel|300 times the speed of light. {80642}{80689}I''ll give you|whatever you want. {80693}{80753}-Give me Jay. We''ll call it even.|-Groovy. {80772}{80831}You''ve got till midnight. {80931}{81017}Gatbot, I got a little|something special for you. {81125}{81192}Newton? Newton, is that you? {81196}{81256}Yes, Mom, I''m up here|with some friends. {81260}{81298}I wanna have your baby. {81302}{81352}Would you like some mini-pizza? {81375}{81449}You guys want some mini-pizzas?|They''re good. {81453}{81530}They''re like mini-bagels,|with pizza stuff on them. {81534}{81601}She''ll put a little fontina cheese on. {81606}{81700}She has palsy, so she ends|up putting a lot of cheese on. {81812}{81863}No, thanks, we''re cool. {81867}{81897}All right. {81939}{81972}Over here. {82084}{82116}This is it. {82123}{82178}Finally some hard evidence. {82184}{82273}Gentlemen, before I play the tape,|one question: {82287}{82329}What''s up with anal probing? {82334}{82427}Aliens travel billions of light|years just to check out our-- {82431}{82485}Boy, move. {82489}{82559}Okay. Just a question. {82584}{82669}Here is one of their stories|that "never happened"... {82674}{82766}...from one of their files|that doesn''t exist. {82800}{82920}1978. Devastating war of Zartha|had raged on for 50 years. {82924}{82966}Looks like Spielberg''s work. {82970}{83064}But the Zarthans had a great treasure,|the Light of Zartha. {83068}{83149}A source of power so awesome,|it alone... {83153}{83239}...could mean victory and restoration|for the Zarthans... {83243}{83349}...or complete annihilation, if it|fell into the hands of the Kylothians. {83353}{83452}A group of Zarthans made the journey,|led by the Keeper of the Light... {83456}{83491}Lauranna. {83502}{83552}...Princess Lauranna. {83559}{83668}Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black|to help her hide the Light on Earth. {83673}{83729}But they could not intervene. {83733}{83763}No. {83780}{83807}It was night. {83860}{83894}And it was raining. {83910}{83944}You''ve been very wise. {83948}{84057}Kay, please. If Serleena takes|the Light, it''s the end of our world. {84073}{84153}If we extend protection for the Light|beyond Earth... {84157}{84237}...we put Earth in jeopardy.|We must remain neutral. {84241}{84303}-Where is it?|-We''re neutral, remember? {84308}{84361}If you want it, go get it. {84462}{84498}No! {85197}{85252}And so never knowing it happened... {85256}{85326}...the people of Earth|were once again saved... {85330}{85405}...by a secret society of protectors-- {85432}{85472}I shouldn''t have. {85495}{85553}You never sent it off the planet. {85580}{85614}You hid it here. {85662}{85696}The worm guys. {85796}{85863}Are you one of Newton''s|friends from therapy? {85867}{85975}-Yes, ma''am, I am. Look here, please.|-Would you like some mini-pizz--? {85999}{86038}A neuralyz-- {86063}{86148}Okay, first, get some contact lenses. {86153}{86208}Joints look like they pick up cable. {86212}{86322}Second, take her to Cambodia. Get|her lobster. Pay more than a dollar. {86326}{86405}Third, the second y''all get back|from Cambodia... {86410}{86482}...move your bum ass|out of your mom''s house. {86486}{86544}-Let''s go.|-Boy, you like 40 years old. {86548}{86603}-Agent Jay?|-All right, all right. {86607}{86703}And there ain''t no such thing|as aliens or Men in Black. {86852}{86929}-You wanna go to Cambodia?|-Yeah. {86980}{87013}Hey, Mom? {87028}{87078}Communicator, Jay. {87099}{87166}-Laura, it''s me.|-Jay, we''re playing Twister. {87170}{87213}What''s up, Jay? {87217}{87296}-Quit touching my butt!|-I thought it was your face. {87300}{87372}They''re good at this.|They don''t have spines. {87377}{87448}They were telling me about Oprah,|from Chicago. {87452}{87529}Maybe landed in Chicago. {87545}{87605}-Are you wearing a bracelet?|-Yeah. {87610}{87635}ls it glowing? {87758}{87829}-It''s never done that before.|-We''re on our way. {87834}{87870}Communicator, Frank. {87878}{88010}Deactivate the lockdown. We''re headed|to the worm guys. We found the Light. {88014}{88080}Got it, Jay. Scrad? {88084}{88111}Bitch. {88115}{88161}Why didn''t you say I love you? {88165}{88276}-He''s a dog. I don''t even like him.|-No, the girl. You''re sweet on her. {88280}{88356}That''s why you didn''t neuralyze her.|You got emotionally involved. {88360}{88468}-Like you did with Lauranna?|-I put the entire planet in danger. {88472}{88550}I don''t want to see you|making my mistakes. {88554}{88592}Whatever, man. {88697}{88726}Laura? {88893}{88918}Damn! {89024}{89071}Never stood half a chance. {89101}{89127}Oh, boy. {89154}{89203}That''s gonna leave a scar. {89236}{89280}-Where''s Laura?|-MiB headquarters. {89284}{89359}-Some dumb two-headed guy.|-They got the bracelet. {89363}{89429}We got 39 minutes.|You guys... {89434}{89485}...pull yourselves together. {89503}{89528}Damn. {89562}{89612}That''s feeling better. {89616}{89681}-Hey, guys, wait up!|-Let me grab my drink! {89685}{89734}Serleena has the bracelet.|Why take Laura? {89738}{89766}She also wants me. {89770}{89849}-What''s the book say?|-We''re off book. I say split some wigs. {89853}{89907}-We need wig-splitting weapons.|-Got them. {90040}{90113}Paw Paw''s coming to visit me.|Hello, Paw Paw. {90117}{90189}Paw Paw and ZuZu love|to see what''s going on in the garden. {90193}{90279}Don''t worry, folks. I used to live|here. Came to pick up a few things. {90279}{90301}Don''t worry, folks. I used to live|here. Came to pick up a few things. {90385}{90399}Nice place. {90399}{90432}Nice place. {90731}{90761}See you. {90997}{91064}You did not see a room|full of weapons or four aliens. {91068}{91133}You will cherish and love each other|for the rest of your lives. {91137}{91232}Which could be the next 28 minutes,|so get to loving and cherishing. {91237}{91301}And she can stay up|as late as she want... {91305}{91368}...and have cookies|and candy and stuff. {91629}{91681}Four minutes to launch. {91685}{91732}Four minutes to launch. {91749}{91845}-Your ship is ready.|-Good. Send it to Kyloth now. {91926}{91956}Ready, guys? {91960}{92013}Lock and load, baby. {92017}{92057}-You ready, kid?|-Kid? {92061}{92133}I saved the world|from a Kreelon invasion. {92137}{92237}They''re the Backstreet Boys of|the universe. They throw snowballs? {92256}{92291}Know what you''re doing? {92295}{92367}I''m about to attack one|of the most feared aliens... {92371}{92449}...with four worms and a mailman.|Let''s make it hot. {92453}{92484}No, no, wait! {92622}{92677}A code 101 lockdown! {92682}{92778}The building gets pressurized.|Nothing in, nothing out. I knew that. {92782}{92831}Yeah, you knew.|Front and center, worms! {92835}{92866}You got it. {93025}{93157}It''s about time you guys got here.|That lady is causing all kinds of hell. {93645}{93723}Yummy. Someone I need to eat. {93728}{93822}Get to the launch pad. The bracelet|shows the departure point. {93826}{93874}-Do not come back for me.|-What? {93878}{93943}Do not come back for me. {94045}{94143}-Worm guys, give me some cover fire.|-Too scared, can''t move. {94375}{94404}Go! {94661}{94731}-Limber.|-Go to subcontrol panel 7-R-Delta. {94735}{94867}-Shut off power so they can''t take off.|-Can''t. Too scared. {94890}{94952}-That way.|-Away from the bullets. {94957}{94996}No problem. {95347}{95393}Nice to see you again, Kay. {95495}{95544}-Three minutes to launch.|-Jay! {95548}{95601}Three minutes to launch. {95613}{95648}Hello, Jay. Long time. {95652}{95712}Jarra! What''s up, man?|You look great. {95716}{95779}-What''s it been? Five years?|-And 42 days. {95783}{95839}You count every one|when you''re locked away. {95840}{95941}You shouldn''t have tried to steal|our ozone. Be there in one minute. {95972}{96034}Over our dead titanium bodies! {96038}{96073}Two minutes. {96233}{96277}Let''s play this one by ear. {96344}{96445}-I should have vaporized you before.|-You really did love Lauranna. {96450}{96494}Didn''t you, Kay? {96501}{96550}You silly little man. {97227}{97276}Two minutes to launch. {97323}{97357}Just go, I''ll be fine! {97377}{97436}What you talking about?|I''m winning. {97441}{97537}Jarra, you are under arrest|for being that ugly... {97541}{97609}...and for making that many copies.|Surrender! {97613}{97658}I want him in pieces. {97722}{97778}Jarra Jr. is going, going... {97794}{97837}...gone! {98141}{98203}-Rectum.|-Damn near killed him! {98207}{98249}Never get tired of that one. {98253}{98316}-Where do we shut off the power?|-Don''t know. {98461}{98555}-I''m fine. I''ll be there in a minute.|-No, he won''t. {98701}{98755}Down to one now, Jarra! {98982}{99039}Thirty seconds to launch. {99233}{99290}Fifteen seconds to launch. {99360}{99411}Ten seconds to launch. {99418}{99448}Eight. {99452}{99484}Seven. {99488}{99521}Six. {99525}{99557}Five. {99561}{99588}Four. {99592}{99619}Three. {99623}{99649}Two. {99685}{99732}Launch terminated. {99743}{99826}-What did you mean, leave you?|-Well, he took your gun. {99830}{99898}Cracked your head.|Slammed you across the room. {99902}{100000}-Half the time you were on your back.|-Look, that''s how I fight. {100017}{100076}You''ve lost, you insignificant speck. {100080}{100153}You''ve wasted 25 years|of my time, and for what? {100159}{100256}The total annihilation of Zartha.|All because you went mushy. {100260}{100361}I''ll give you one last chance|to surrender, you slimy invertebrate. {100365}{100451}-What are you gonna do to stop me?|-Not me. Him. {100500}{100555}Your flight''s been canceled. {100716}{100822}Shut down power. Shut down power.|Buttons, buttons. I''m guessing.... {100826}{100853}Yeah. {100903}{100957}-Worms!|-Sorry. {101079}{101143}-Give me the bracelet.|-I''m going with you. {101147}{101212}Everybody in the car.|Everybody. {101528}{101597}This bracelet is what|everybody''s been after? {101601}{101642}It''s often something small. {101646}{101734}It''s not the Light.|It tells us the departure point. {101738}{101791}If we don''t get there in 1 1 minutes... {101795}{101868}...that bracelet will go nuclear|and destroy Earth. {101873}{101908}What?! {101923}{101947}Hello. {101971}{102008}-Wait.|-I know what I''m doing. {102379}{102403}Damn. {102444}{102521}-Modified to hyper-speed!|-Seat belts. {102602}{102627}What''s that? {102631}{102713}At hyper-speed, you have|to use the navigational stalk. {102815}{102936}Toggle switches for the ailerons.|Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder. {103042}{103086}I just want you to know-- {103090}{103141}Hold on to that for one second. {103227}{103267}Computer, worms. {103271}{103391}I said, "Bitch, if you don''t want me|to kick your skinny Zone Diet ass... {103395}{103488}-...turn around and exit the planet."|-Frank, where are you? {103492}{103527}Main hall, egg display. {103531}{103600}We''re taking fire.|Kay pushed the red button. {103604}{103697}Computer at MiB can destroy|bogey. I''ll walk you through it. {103751}{103863}Jay? Frank. You were the best darn|partner a Remoolian could ever have. {103882}{103913}Godspeed. {103948}{103972}Frank? Frank? {103997}{104061}Okay, here we go, automatic pilot. {104115}{104215}-It is not automatic piloting.|-He doesn''t operate at hyper-speed. {104219}{104301}-I could use a steering wheel!|-This is what we got. {104344}{104414}-Didn''t you ever have a Game Boy?|-What''s that? {104418}{104455}You know what? Move. {104487}{104543}That is not the navigational stalk! {104830}{104878}Okay, straight down. {104991}{105025}ldiots. {105266}{105333}Subway may not be the best place|to lose her. {105390}{105425}-Where is he?|-He? {105435}{105466}Jeff. Hang on! {105521}{105545}Oops. {105574}{105601}Teeth. {106415}{106487}Running out of time, Kay.|Where is the Light? {106516}{106552}Right here. {106576}{106629}-What?|-What, I''m the Light? {106651}{106713}-No. No way.|-You have a planet to save. {106717}{106777}You''re mistaken. I work at a pizzeria. {106781}{106876}Two days ago, I was running a post|office. You are who you are. {106880}{106954}Laura, you are the Light. {106958}{107048}The leader of your people.|Their spirit and their hope. {107052}{107117}The power is within you|to save a planet. {107121}{107239}I protected you until it was|your time. Your time is now. {107331}{107421}You will save a world.|You know things before they happen. {107425}{107476}-I''m a Libra.|-You''re Zarthan. {107480}{107581}-When you get sad, it rains.|-Lots of people get sad when it rains. {107589}{107653}It rains because you''re sad, baby. {108929}{108968}It''s not fair. {109109}{109148}Never is. {109191}{109230}We are who we are... {109234}{109294}...even if we sometimes forget. {109520}{109581}Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! {109585}{109627}Get back in the subway!|Now! {109784}{109814}That''s not good. {109859}{109896}Wait! No! {109930}{109962}Jay! {109977}{110083}I cannot emphasize strongly enough how|much we need you on that transport. {110117}{110172}Laura! You have to go! {110182}{110215}Oh, jeez. {110264}{110331}Go. He''s fine.|He does this all the time. {110357}{110387}Nope! {110444}{110513}About to lay the smackdown|on your candy ass. {110523}{110579}Laura! It''s your destiny! {110585}{110631}I was talking, Kay! {110667}{110719}Hey! No biting. {110761}{110818}If you don''t go, we all die. {110895}{110956}You''re just as beautiful|as your mother. {111117}{111172}Kay? A little help? {111469}{111496}Kay? {111540}{111600}Might I suggest a bigger gun? {112237}{112275}-Kid?|-Yeah. {112286}{112366}-Thanks for bringing me back.|-No problem. {112381}{112417}Why didn''t you tell me? {112421}{112472}Would you have let her go? {112986}{113079}So, what''s it like on the outside?|Not doing this every day? {113083}{113117}It''s nice. {113121}{113213}Sleep late on the weekends.|Watch the Weather Channel. {113297}{113348}I did miss this city. {113377}{113462}So Laura is Princess Lauranna''s|daughter. {113508}{113589}-Did y''all--?|-MiB''s a mess. Let''s go, kid. {113608}{113637}Let''s go? {113641}{113744}Thousands of people in New York|and New Jersey saw our little event. {113748}{113853}Plan needs to be thought out.|Plan needs to be cool. What you--? {113965}{114012}Kid, I''ll get you trained yet. {114016}{114052}I want one of those. {114057}{114087}Damn! {114203}{114232}-Hey.|-Hey. {114236}{114294}-How you doing?|-I''m good. {114298}{114407}We''ve all been there. The girl is gone|and it hurts. Wanna talk? {114411}{114448}-No.|-I can help. {114453}{114476}No. {114481}{114506}Still sulking? {114510}{114534}-No.|-Yeah. {114538}{114640}You miss her. It happens to all of us.|I knew this hot young thing. {114644}{114730}When our bodies were in the positions|of the Kamasutra-- {114734}{114765}Zed! {114776}{114821}Come on, man! Damn! {114830}{114871}I''ll tell you about dames. {114875}{114960}They say they want to be scratched,|but they really want: {114965}{115004}Hey! Frank. {115009}{115074}What? Still sitting shiva?|Want my advice? {115078}{115124}No. No advice. {115128}{115165}No talking. {115180}{115211}Hell, no. {115215}{115279}Fellas, I swear, I''m fine. {115302}{115369}All hail Jay! All hail Jay! {115382}{115468}-I brought them from Grand Central.|-Why put them in my locker? {115473}{115529}I thought it would put things|in perspective. {115533}{115597}It''s kind of sad.|We need to let them out. {115601}{115678}They need to know the world|is bigger than that. {115682}{115718}Still a rookie. {115795}{115823}Whoa. {120272}{120392}Ripped by mUy_tAte from DVL subpack|Men.In.Black.II.INTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-DVL {120398}{120398}. |