Субтитры ЛвЧ 2  


{615}{715}Mysteries in History,|with your host, Peter Graves.
{719}{814}Although no one has ever been able|to prove their existence...
{818}{893}...a quasi-government agency,|the Men in Black...
{897}{977}...supposedly carries out operations|here on Earth...
{981}{1079}...in order to keep us safe from aliens|throughout the galaxies.
{1083}{1167}Here is one of their stories|that "never happened"...
{1171}{1272}...from one of their files|that doesn''t exist.
{1286}{1386}1978. The leaders of Zartha|flee their planet...
{1390}{1516}...in order to escape the clutches|of the evil Kylothian, Serleena.
{1528}{1622}Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring|with them their greatest treasure:
{1630}{1727}The Light of Zartha,|a cosmic force so powerful...
{1731}{1840}...that in the wrong hands it could|lead to the annihilation of Zartha.
{1852}{1934}The Zarthans'' princess, Lauranna,|beseeched the Men in Black...
{1938}{1994}...to hide the Light from Serleena.
{2006}{2054}But they had no choice.
{2058}{2141}Intervention would have meant|the destruction of the Earth.
{2174}{2297}However, in an act of galactic bravery,|the Men in Black subdued Serleena...
{2301}{2354}...allowing the Zarthans to escape...
{2358}{2446}...so they might hide the Light|on another planet.
{2474}{2585}Serleena, released from her captors,|vowed that the Light would be hers...
{2590}{2707}...and that she would destroy|any planet that stood in her way.
{2736}{2802}And so, never knowing what happened...
{2806}{2931}...the people of Earth were saved|by a secret society of protectors...
{2935}{3009}...known as the Men in Black.
{5386}{5431}Harvey!
{5458}{5518}Harvey, get over here!
{5530}{5582}Harvey. Heel, heel!
{5586}{5640}You''re barking at the moon, moron.
{5644}{5686}Harvey. Harvey!
{8595}{8638}Hey, pretty lady.
{8661}{8701}You taste good.
{8802}{8832}Hey, what the--?
{8954}{9012}Yeah, you too.
{10188}{10247}Nothing fancy, no heroics.|By the book.
{10251}{10286}Got it. Hey!
{10313}{10370}Hey, Jeff. What''s happening, buddy?
{10374}{10468}-We were wondering why you''re here.|-The man''s talking to you.
{10477}{10575}You know our arrangements.|Stay in the E, F and R subway lines...
{10579}{10638}...and you get all the garbage|you want.
{10642}{10708}What the hell are you doing here,|worm boy?
{10712}{10736}Tee.
{10750}{10782}Jeff....
{10786}{10839}Excuse my partner.|He''s new and he''s...
{10868}{10988}...kind of stupid.
{11171}{11242}You getting big, Jeff.|Boy, what you been eating?
{11342}{11385}You like jokes, huh?
{11446}{11485}Jeffrey!
{11655}{11685}All right.
{11720}{11764}Sweet dreams, big boy.
{12604}{12641}Sweet dreams...
{12755}{12790}...big boy.
{12794}{12861}Transit authority.|Move to the forward car.
{12865}{12927}We got a bug in the electrical system.
{12976}{13097}People! We got a bug|in the electrical system!
{13190}{13230}Now y''all running?
{13234}{13275}No, no, no! Sit down!
{13279}{13326}It''s only a 600-foot worm.
{13405}{13502}-Everybody out.|-Put the hammer down on this thing.
{13506}{13589}I''m Captain Larry Bridgewater.|I decide what happens.
{13594}{13657}You decide?|Okay, come here. Come here.
{13661}{13710}Larry? That''s my man, Jeff.
{13790}{13890}-Larry just made a decision.|-Larry need to take his ass in there.
{14070}{14130}Don''t make me do this, Jeff!
{14750}{14793}Eighty-first Street.
{14890}{14917}Just a second.
{14950}{15017}May I have your attention, please?
{15030}{15099}We thank you|for participating in our drill.
{15103}{15177}Had this been an emergency,|you''d have been eaten.
{15181}{15242}Because you don''t listen.|You''re ignorant.
{15246}{15346}How a man gonna bash through--?|That''s the problem with New Yorkers.
{15350}{15437}"We''ve seen it all. A 600-foot worm!|Save us, Mr. Black Man!"
{15442}{15542}I ask you nice, "Move to the next car."|You just sit there like--
{15589}{15629}Thank you for participating.
{15633}{15726}Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,|energy-efficient subway cars.
{15738}{15812}Watch your step.|You will have a nice evening.
{15898}{15984}I need a cleanup crew|at 81st and Central Park West.
{15988}{16048}Revoke Jeff''s movement privileges.
{16052}{16120}Have him escorted|to the Chamber Street station.
{16124}{16243}And please check the expiration date|on the unipod worm tranquilizers.
{16347}{16391}Sorry, fellas. Station closed.
{16398}{16500}-Emergency drill. For your safety.|-Do you believe these putzes?
{16538}{16574}You''re welcome.
{16902}{16956}I know, by the book.
{16960}{17067}Tee, when was the last time|we just looked at the stars?
{17071}{17143}This is a test. I can do this.
{17202}{17263}Ever feel like you''re alone|in the universe?
{17267}{17303}Yes.
{17351}{17390}No.
{17445}{17517}-Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.|-Really?
{17535}{17565}Thanks.
{17583}{17649}Hey, you''re not alone|in the universe.
{17654}{17706}-Remove the arm.|-Okay.
{17730}{17730}Please, shut up, Charlie.
{17730}{17850}Please, shut up, Charlie.
{17852}{17919}I''m tired of you constantly talking|behind my back.
{17962}{18054}You meet a girl. She''s into it.|The best line you come up with is:
{18058}{18157}"Wanna come back to my place for some|tonsil hockey and egg salad?"
{18166}{18249}-Who are you and how''d you get in here?|-You like egg salad?
{18328}{18362}Serleena!
{18366}{18443}Why didn''t you say it was you?
{18462}{18524}-Where''s the Light?|-Here''s the deal.
{18528}{18585}You''re looking for this Light.|We found it.
{18589}{18692}You want it, it''ll cost you 50 mill.|Here''s how it''ll work. First--
{18696}{18766}Where is the Light?
{18885}{18989}We couldn''t find it, but we found|a guy who might know where it is.
{18993}{19066}He runs a pizza parlor|on Spring Street.
{19098}{19190}Let''s go. And wipe your nose, idiot.
{19344}{19409}-Good pie.|-Yeah.
{19446}{19481}Crowded.
{19486}{19528}Well, they got good pie.
{19659}{19691}What is wrong with you?
{19695}{19748}-You''re gonna neuralyze me.|-No, I''m not.
{19752}{19813}You took me here|so I wouldn''t make a scene.
{19818}{19861}You making a scene.
{19878}{19957}Let me ask you a question.|Why did you join MiB?
{19962}{20046}Six years in the Marines.|I like the action. Protect the planet.
{20050}{20129}You like being a hero?|You joined the wrong organization.
{20146}{20229}-You ever heard of James Edwards?|-No.
{20240}{20329}Well, he saved the lives of 85 people|on the subway tonight.
{20334}{20382}No one knows he exists.
{20394}{20512}And if no one knows he exists,|how can anyone ever love him?
{20602}{20656}Hey, how long we been partners?
{20660}{20731}-Feb 1.|-Five months, three days.
{20735}{20800}-Started at noon.|-Nine hours.
{20969}{21028}Get married. Have a bunch of kids.
{21040}{21080}Okay.
{21146}{21278}Excuse me. My buddy''s kind of shy,|but he thinks you are hot.
{21406}{21430}Here it is.
{21469}{21504}I don''t know what to say.
{21508}{21578}Years from now,|you know what people''ll say?
{21582}{21662}-"Employee" is misspelled?|-They charge by the letter.
{21666}{21765}They''ll say, "Imagine that. Big shot|like her used to work here."
{21770}{21803}-Ben--|-You deserve it.
{21807}{21882}Bring up a case of Mountain Dew|from the basement.
{21949}{21992}Hey, Bruno.
{22016}{22125}Two slices of pepperoni and|information about the Light of Zartha.
{22129}{22209}-Whoever you are, don''t hurt me.|-Where''s the Light, Ben?
{22214}{22296}I don''t know what you''re talking about.|Let me down, ma''am.
{22300}{22350}I want to report a robbery--
{22530}{22568}There.
{22582}{22612}Noise.
{22648}{22683}Kitchen!
{22779}{22829}You idiots see anything?
{22834}{22906}Wind blew the door open.
{22922}{22970}Nothing out of the ordinary.
{22978}{23053}For 25 years, I''ve traveled|the universe looking for it.
{23058}{23128}But it never left Earth, did it?|You kept it here.
{23132}{23173}What are you talking about?
{23178}{23238}I''m running out of time.|Where''s the Light?
{23242}{23309}-I don''t know what you mean.|-Listen, Zarthan.
{23314}{23375}You hid the Light on Earth.|I''ll find it.
{23379}{23464}Once we have the Light,|Zartha will be ours.
{23468}{23529}You''re too late.|Tomorrow at midnight...
{23534}{23618}...the Light will leave|the third planet and be back home.
{23622}{23701}Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
{23923}{23985}Now we don''t know|if it''s on Earth or not.
{23989}{24046}He said third planet.|It''s here, you idiot.
{24050}{24139}-Third Rock from the Sun.|-I never got that till now.
{24151}{24244}It''s on Earth, and I know|who''s gonna tell me where it is.
{24839}{24903}-Don''t you ever go home?|-Nope.
{24907}{24974}I see you neuralyzed another partner.
{25132}{25196}Bee, Dee, when you use|a fission carbonizer...
{25200}{25289}...attach a de-atomizer|so it doesn''t sound like a cannon.
{25294}{25397}Hey, get some booties on them things.|You''re crapping up the floor.
{25478}{25512}Check his visa.
{25516}{25616}The Cephalopods have been making|counterfeits at Kinko''s on Canal.
{25620}{25746}And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph|going through passport control?
{25750}{25850}That''d be my fault. I''m very sorry.|Please don''t neuralyze me, sir.
{25854}{25939}-What the hell''s that supposed to mean?|-Nothing, sir.
{26023}{26061}Good work in the subway.
{26065}{26158}-I remember Jeff when he was yea high.|-What you got for me?
{26162}{26217}Look. See those guys in black suits?
{26222}{26295}-They work here. We got it covered.|-Zed, what you got?
{26299}{26401}Dedication''s one thing, but this job|will eat you up and spit you out.
{26405}{26476}You want to look like me|when you hit 50...
{26507}{26532}...ish?
{26553}{26606}I''ll be in the gym if you need me.
{26622}{26702}All right, there was a killing earlier.|177 Spring.
{26706}{26737}Alien-on-alien.
{26742}{26802}Take Tee with you|and make a report.
{26846}{26847}Tee. Right.
{26847}{26967}Tee. Right.
{27016}{27089}You have got to stop neuralyzing|MiB personnel.
{27093}{27146}He was crying|in the middle of the diner.
{27150}{27187}I hate that.
{27202}{27254}And plus, you can''t count Elle.
{27258}{27329}She wanted to go back to the morgue.|I helped her.
{27333}{27402}-You need a partner.|-I''m cool.
{27410}{27457}I''ll be his partner.
{27478}{27550}Jay, wait up.|I appreciate the shot, man.
{27554}{27607}-Thought I''d never get out.|-Lose the suit.
{27611}{27664}Sure thing.|Just going for the look.
{27668}{27733}But if I say so myself,|I find it slimming.
{27737}{27800}Not that I''ve had problems|with the ladies.
{27804}{27842}When you get down to--
{27846}{27888}Nice sled, very swank.
{27892}{27943}Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives.
{28458}{28489}Frank!
{28512}{28597}Bring your head in this window|before I roll it up in there.
{28602}{28634}Got it.
{28778}{28813}Frank!
{28844}{28890}My money? It''s missionary.
{28894}{28968}I was in the Bowery,|and I meet this Great Dane.
{28972}{29026}A little thick in the body,|but pretty.
{29030}{29105}That''s just not appealing to me, man.|Seriously.
{29109}{29164}I say we do the good cop,|bad cop thing.
{29168}{29229}You interrogate the witness|and I growl.
{29234}{29335}How about we do the good cop,|dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?
{29339}{29396}You got it, partner.|Total silence.
{29400}{29480}Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me.
{29498}{29536}What do we got?
{29602}{29670}-What do we got?|-There''s residue on the wall.
{29674}{29792}-We sent samples to Em for analysis.|-Hey, 0% body fat.
{29858}{29898}-Funny.|-Witness?
{29920}{29958}Girl. Saw everything.
{29991}{30024}She''s taking it well.
{30028}{30128}I won''t answer any more questions.|I want to know what happened here.
{30136}{30187}-I''ll handle this one.|-You got it.
{30191}{30272}Alone. A talking dog might be|a bit much for her now.
{30276}{30325}What do you want me to do?
{30333}{30382}Sniff around.
{30396}{30432}What?
{30445}{30472}Funny.
{30476}{30535}Take a deep breath.|Everything is all right.
{30539}{30614}What part is she supposed|to feel all right about?
{30692}{30729}I''m Agent Jay.
{30733}{30768}Tell me what you saw.
{30773}{30833}-A two-headed guy and a woman.|-Caucasian?
{30838}{30909}Gray, with tentacles|that she used to rip--
{30914}{30939}His skin off.
{30943}{31070}It''s not skin. It''s protoplasma polymer|similar to the gum in baseball cards.
{31074}{31136}-What was the last thing you ate?|-Calzone.
{31140}{31167}-What time?|-Lunch.
{31171}{31228}-Spinach?|-Mushroom.
{31249}{31286}You need pie.
{31288}{31289}They kept asking Ben about a light.
{31289}{31409}They kept asking Ben about a light.
{31431}{31468}You okay?
{31472}{31551}An hour ago, a man I''ve known|my whole life vanished...
{31555}{31617}...because of a woman|with weird fingers...
{31622}{31686}...and a two-headed guy|with a cannoli''s IQ.
{31690}{31754}So yeah, everything''s okay.
{31792}{31881}When we''re kids,|before we''re taught how to think...
{31886}{31965}...our hearts tell us there is|something else out there.
{31970}{32087}I know what I saw.|Tell me what I''m supposed to believe.
{32222}{32345}I''m a member of a secret organization|that monitors alien activity on Earth.
{32350}{32402}Ben was an alien.|So were his killers.
{32406}{32502}I don''t know why they did it,|but I promise I''m gonna find out.
{32533}{32580}Okay.
{32590}{32650}-Okay?|-Okay.
{32684}{32718}Okay.
{32846}{32912}-I''m sorry, I''m gonna have to--|-Kill me.
{32916}{32952}No!
{32957}{33051}Just a little flash and everything|goes back the way it was.
{33062}{33141}After you flash me...
{33146}{33204}...if I see you again,|will I know it''s you?
{33208}{33257}I''ll see you.
{33321}{33362}But you won''t see me.
{33366}{33416}Must be hard.
{33420}{33466}Must be very lonely.
{33844}{33868}Excuse me.
{33900}{33972}-I gotta go.|-What about the flashy thing?
{34000}{34063}I''ll flash you some other time.
{34490}{34529}What?
{34640}{34770}-Did you tell the girl you love her?|-She''s a witness to a crime. That''s it.
{34785}{34872}You''re attracted. She''s not my species,|and I''m attracted.
{34876}{34971}I should take advice on love|from a dude that chases his own ass?
{34975}{35072}Easy, pal. That''s canine profiling,|and I resent it.
{35473}{35505}Hey, Jay, wait up.
{35509}{35581}Coming through. MiB brass.|Look sharp.
{35586}{35680}I''m Agent Eff, Jay''s new partner.|Who are you eyeballing?
{35684}{35738}Frank, just cool out, dog.
{35781}{35818}-Got kids?|-No.
{35822}{35858}Want them?
{35934}{35982}Get him off me!
{36182}{36246}-Talk to me.|-It''s Kylothian, class C.
{36250}{36274}Serleena.
{36278}{36334}-Serleena. Old girlfriend?|-She wishes.
{36338}{36403}The perps were looking|for the Light of--
{36407}{36447}-Zartha.|-Yeah, what is it?
{36451}{36510}This makes no sense.|It''s not on Earth.
{36514}{36593}-We took care of this a long time ago.|-Obviously not.
{36597}{36645}That is very bad news.
{36650}{36738}The Zarthans came to Earth|to hide the Light from Serleena.
{36742}{36826}-We don''t do that.|-Right. I ordered it off the planet.
{36830}{36869}Well, Zed....
{36874}{36980}I got a Kylothian class C in my park.|Are you sure this Light isn''t here?
{36984}{37070}Positive. I gave the order.|My best agent carried it out.
{37074}{37136}-It''s as if I gave it to you.|-Ask the agent.
{37140}{37166}-Can''t.|-Dead?
{37170}{37246}Sort of. He works at the post office.
{37274}{37301}No.
{37306}{37369}If Serleena gets to Kay before we do,|he''s dead.
{37374}{37446}The Earth''s very existence|may rest on what Kay knows.
{37450}{37510}Too bad you wiped out|his memory of it.
{37514}{37549}Bring him in.
{37558}{37582}Now.
{37586}{37684}How cool is this? Going to get Kay.|The legend, the go-to guy.
{37688}{37748}The guy who taught you everything.
{37753}{37864}-The greatest agent in MiB history!|-Frank! Stop talking.
{37955}{37986}Stay.
{37990}{38053}Listen, partner.|I may look like a dog...
{38057}{38116}...but I only play one here on Earth.
{38125}{38184}-Whatever. Wipe your mouth.|-Hey, babe.
{38337}{38416}People of Truro,|may I kindly have your attention?
{38420}{38478}To facilitate your shipping needs...
{38482}{38546}...all packages must be|properly wrapped.
{38550}{38643}This one is an example of|"go home and do it again."
{38647}{38714}I think you know what I mean,|Mrs. Vigushin.
{38718}{38835}Brown paper and triple-twist twine|are the preferred media.
{38839}{38881}Thank you for your time.
{38914}{38979}-Kay.|-C. Express mail, two-day air.
{39026}{39053}Kevin.
{39094}{39170}Kevin. That''s funny.|You don''t have a "Kevin"....
{39236}{39289}You don''t remember.|We worked together.
{39294}{39392}I never worked in a funeral home.|Something I can do for you, slick?
{39396}{39435}Straight to the point.
{39453}{39554}You were an agent of an organization|that monitors aliens on Earth.
{39558}{39656}We''re the Men in Black.|We have a situation. We need your help.
{39660}{39749}There is a free mental health clinic|on the corner of Lilac.
{39754}{39801}-Next.|-Excuse me.
{39814}{39862}-Twenty Rugrats stamps.|-Elizabeth.
{39866}{39969}The Postal Service hasn''t kept up|with today''s youth, but we have...
{39974}{40037}...Berlin airlift stamps.|Opera legends?
{40042}{40113}American Samoa?|Amish quilts.
{40117}{40182}I''m sorry, got a world to save here.
{40215}{40264}There was no coma.|It was a cover.
{40268}{40311}-Who are you?|-Who are you?
{40315}{40418}The postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts,|and I''m ordering you to leave.
{40488}{40523}-Is that decaf?|-Sorry.
{40527}{40584}We have a breach.|Cordon off this area.
{40588}{40660}Full perimeter wipe-down,|right here, right now.
{40664}{40770}Get a mop and escort all civilian|personnel from this site immediately.
{40774}{40849}Listen to yourself, Kay.|Who talks like that?
{42192}{42261}Why do you think you''re|so comfortable here?
{42298}{42390}Just about everybody who works|in a post office is an alien.
{42574}{42623}No smoking.
{42837}{42864}Kay.
{42871}{42958}My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy|fly a tiger around a room.
{42962}{42998}You''re nothing special.
{43002}{43072}When you look at the stars,|you get a feeling...
{43076}{43124}...like you don''t know who you are.
{43128}{43215}Like you know more about out there|than you do down here.
{43219}{43329}That''s why she left you, Kay.|That''s why your wife left you.
{43378}{43421}Okay, I''ll tell you what.
{43426}{43519}You want to know who you really are,|take a ride with me.
{43523}{43616}If not, people are waiting|for their TV Guides.
{43692}{43728}Think he''ll bite?
{43870}{43959}I''m just going for a ride. If things|don''t add up, it''s hasta luego.
{43963}{44000}Hey, Kay.
{44033}{44087}How''s it hanging?
{44430}{44474}Good to see you, Kay.
{44478}{44552}Good to see you too,|whoever you are.
{44585}{44685}Well, let''s see|what you got here, chief.
{44936}{44991}Welcome back, Agent Kay.
{45021}{45052}Agent Kay.
{45066}{45117}Greetings, Kay.
{45169}{45201}Wow, look who''s back.
{45205}{45266}I don''t mean to bother you--|You''re Agent Kay!
{45270}{45346}-That''s what they tell me.|-This is an honor. Agent Gee.
{45350}{45410}The most respected agent|in MiB history.
{45414}{45473}The most feared human in the universe.
{45478}{45549}Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee?
{45553}{45617}-Black, two sugars, if you''re going.|-An honor.
{45621}{45701}-Yeah, I''ll take a-- My man?|-Good to see you, Kay.
{45742}{45775}How''d it go?
{45779}{45838}The Drolacks are gone|and the treaty is signed.
{45842}{45866}Good work.
{45870}{45950}What about that position you|promised me in Men in Black?
{45954}{46037}Still working on the alien|affirmative action program.
{46041}{46095}That''s not what you promised me.
{46099}{46149}-You''re breaking up.|-Zed? Hello?
{46154}{46240}-I''ll call you back.|-I could be Agent Em. Zed, you--
{46258}{46372}I think Earth might be in a bad way.|You''re the only one that could save it.
{46376}{46450}-Well, neither rain, sleet, snow....|-Good man.
{46454}{46548}Get him armed and up to speed|and over to deneuralyzation.
{46576}{46603}-Frank?|-Yeah?
{46608}{46678}I''m gonna need them together|on this one.
{46690}{46777}I need an assistant. It''s not|field work, but you get dental.
{46782}{46817}Dental?
{46878}{46925}The most advanced technologies from|all over the universe are in this room.
{46925}{46984}The most advanced technologies from|all over the universe are in this room.
{46984}{47020}What''s this?
{47050}{47119}All is lost! All is lost!
{47145}{47182}Don''t touch that!
{47205}{47250}I didn''t do anything.
{47254}{47330}Hands in your pockets.
{47556}{47608}Your favorite weapon.
{47674}{47729}-That?|-Yep.
{47741}{47791}-Let''s go put it on.|-What?
{47795}{47851}The last suit you''ll ever wear.
{47855}{47892}Again.
{48063}{48095}The deneuralyzer.
{48133}{48206}Magneto-energy will surge|through your brain...
{48210}{48321}...unlocking information that could|hold the key to Earth''s very survival.
{48325}{48389}Okay. What''s that thing?
{48422}{48470}The deneuralyzer.
{48649}{48745}Welcome to planet Earth.|There are some rules and regulations.
{48750}{48783}Go out only at night.
{48787}{48889}If you must go out during the daylight,|only the East Village.
{48995}{49032}Hey, hey, hey, hey!
{49134}{49203}Name and planet of origin?
{49207}{49297}Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn.|Kaluth system.
{49321}{49417}-Any fruits or vegetables?|-Yeah, two heads of cabbage.
{49422}{49445}Reason for visit?
{49450}{49534}Education. I want to learn|how to be an underwear model.
{49538}{49604}They told me I''ve got real potential.
{49665}{49708}Help! Heart attack!
{49738}{49772}Clear!
{49802}{49850}Wake up, champ!
{49975}{50059}-Oh, jeez.|-Lockdown. Code 101.
{50082}{50128}Lockdown.
{50150}{50213}This is not good. This is not good.
{50373}{50444}-Breach! We''re being flushed.|-Flushed?
{50458}{50533}-Ever been to a water park?|-I don''t know.
{51345}{51377}Flushed.
{51412}{51511}Yeah, man, back when you was an agent,|you loved getting flushed.
{51515}{51625}Yeah, every Saturday night, you''d|be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me."
{51630}{51671}I''d be like, "No."
{51710}{51746}You can''t quit on me.
{51750}{51820}I save the world, you tell me|why I stare at the stars.
{51824}{51861}Cool.
{51916}{51964}-Hop in.|-Hop in what?
{52105}{52141}Does that come standard?
{52146}{52245}It came with a black dude,|but he kept getting pulled over.
{52305}{52422}I could rule this place|with the right set of mammary glands.
{52431}{52468}Trapped like rats...
{52486}{52512}...in a Chia Pet.
{52516}{52578}Computer, surveillance MiB.
{52693}{52737}MiB''s locked down.
{52787}{52873}Computer, magnify. Times 10.
{52901}{52946}Communicator. Frank.
{52953}{53009}-Jay, where are you?|-We got flushed.
{53013}{53065}-MiB''s code 101.|-Yeah, who did it?
{53069}{53140}Some hot-looking biker chick.|Want me to tail her?
{53144}{53261}-Stay where you are. I''ll be in touch.|-Stay where I am. Easy for you to say.
{53265}{53298}-Find Kay?|-Neuralyzed.
{53302}{53365}-Not active. Civilian.|-What?
{53370}{53394}-He was--|-Here.
{53398}{53430}-To get--|-Deneuralyzed.
{53434}{53543}-Memory''s shot. But we''ll find him.|-Don''t put anything in our ears.
{53566}{53590}What?
{53594}{53677}What do you make of that?|Found it in my pocket. Weird, huh?
{53682}{53747}-Yeah, a smile.|-ls that the only deneuralyzer?
{53751}{53821}Officially. The plans leaked out|on the Internet.
{53826}{53873}Computer, lnternet.
{53878}{53921}Deneuralyzer.
{54019}{54066}Perfect. It''s an old friend.
{54253}{54301}Jay, ain''t seen you in a while.
{54306}{54371}Did you peep that drop-top thing|out front?
{54375}{54426}My business is banging, dog.
{54438}{54519}You gotta check out the website.|It''s Jeebsie dot--
{54525}{54573}Okay, whoa. He''s retired, right?
{54584}{54626}We need the deneuralyzer.
{54630}{54710}-You''re kidding.|-The meter''s running, Jeebs.
{54768}{54821}Do you remember me?
{54834}{54885}Can''t say I do.|I''m good with faces.
{54899}{54940}I think I''d remember that.
{54969}{55018}The great Kay''s a neutral.
{55022}{55125}You''re between me and my memories.|Do you have this deneuralyzer or not?
{55130}{55161}No.
{55189}{55224}Fresh out.
{55254}{55294}Can''t help you.
{55344}{55380}Don''t got it.
{55589}{55682}Even if I did, if it doesn''t work,|he dies, you blow my head off.
{55686}{55783}If it does, I''ve brought back Kay,|who, for fun, blows my head off.
{55787}{55833}So, what''s my incentive?
{55842}{55941}Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs|next to the snow blowers.
{56025}{56102}Alien prisoners released,|armed and ready for your orders.
{56106}{56189}Prisoners of MiB,|the scum of the universe.
{56199}{56237}Now it''s the scum''s turn.
{56242}{56300}I''m in a jam,|so I''ll make this simple.
{56310}{56393}I need the Light of Zartha,|and Kay knows where it is.
{56397}{56453}Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth.
{56457}{56536}Find a deneuralyzer.|They want his memory back.
{56540}{56584}Check.
{56600}{56636}Now.
{56718}{56766}Jarra, good to see you.
{56861}{56906}Okay, that should do it.
{56910}{57015}If I could have your attention|while we go over the safety procedures.
{57019}{57080}Keep your hands inside the vehicle.
{57084}{57158}If, during the ride,|you become disoriented...
{57162}{57226}...there''s nothing we can do about it.
{57262}{57320}Have you removed all your jewelry?
{57358}{57416}-Are you allergic to shellfish?|-Jeebs!
{57420}{57487}Right, then!|Smoke ''em if you got ''em.
{57644}{57678}Have you used this?
{57683}{57773}I used it to make some hot-air popcorn.|That''s about it.
{57778}{57848}Okay! Let''s make it happen, cap''n!
{59171}{59205}Perfect.
{59534}{59583}-You''re back.|-No.
{59587}{59664}-How''d you know his head grows back?|-It grows back?
{59724}{59817}Real nice. Okay, that''s the last time|I help out a friend.
{59877}{59936}-Kay, you remember anything?|-Goodbye.
{59941}{59978}-Kay!|-Kay, wait!
{59998}{60083}I never got the updated software.|Still working off the 6.0.
{60087}{60133}Your brain needs to reboot.
{60163}{60195}Give it a minute.
{60199}{60233}Kay!
{60239}{60318}Bottom of my heart, I''m really sorry.|I hope it won''t affect our friendship.
{60318}{60365}Bottom of my heart, I''m really sorry.|I hope it won''t affect our friendship.
{60370}{60478}All those years of loyalty and trust,|respect for one another.
{60537}{60568}Right over there!
{60605}{60664}-Where''s Kay?|-He''s not here! He went--
{60669}{60749}Kay''s retired. I''m his|trigger-happy replacement.
{60753}{60838}Right in the pie hole.|Now nothing''s gonna taste right.
{60842}{60902}-Lower your weapon.|-No.
{61034}{61094}Jay, how are you, boo-boo?
{61098}{61162}-These guys really need Kay.|-He''s a neutral.
{61166}{61254}-Tell me something we don''t know.|-Yeah, tell me something--
{61258}{61296}I am so sorry.
{61301}{61348}-God bless you.|-Thank you.
{61379}{61476}If I don''t bring Kay back to MiB,|Serleena''s gonna kick my ass.
{61480}{61529}-Now, where is he?|-Where is who?
{61534}{61595}You don''t look too good.
{61613}{61657}Yeah, and you look like crap.
{61725}{61793}I take that back. He look like crap.
{61856}{61901}-Bend him!|-Bend him.
{61906}{61950}Wait, don''t bend him.
{62856}{62899}Damn decent of you.
{62913}{62944}Don''t mention it.
{63444}{63511}-I''m gonna be sick.|-You don''t wanna do that.
{63515}{63612}-Fellas, I think he''s telling the truth.|-Then he''s no good to us.
{63668}{63740}-Didn''t I teach you anything, kid?|-Pineal eye!
{63802}{63842}Go for the mosh tendrils!
{63940}{63988}Kay, he''s a ball-chinnian.
{64094}{64154}-You were in a tight spot.|-I handled it.
{64158}{64225}-You need a partner.|-I had one. Job got too tough.
{64230}{64285}I''m back. You got some dust|on your coat.
{64290}{64334}So you got your memory back.
{64338}{64397}-What the hell is going on?|-Don''t know.
{64402}{64461}-The Light of Zartha?|-Never heard of it.
{64465}{64489}Cool.
{64570}{64625}You don''t remember|the Light of Zartha?
{64630}{64694}Must''ve neuralyzed myself|to keep it from myself.
{64698}{64777}-Good plan. What you doing?|-I do the driving.
{64781}{64828}-Wait, no. Whoa.|-I remember that.
{64833}{64927}What you remember is you used|to drive that old, busted jawn.
{64931}{65004}I drive the new hotness.
{65009}{65096}Old and busted, new hotness.
{65310}{65360}Old busted hotness.
{65370}{65434}-Serleena, please.|-Been a long time, Zed.
{65438}{65525}I''m just touched you remembered me.|Makes me fuzzy all over.
{65530}{65609}Never forget a pretty|whatever you are.
{65663}{65704}Zed?
{65713}{65753}Zed? Look at you.
{65757}{65828}Twenty-five years,|and you''re still such a looker.
{65833}{65874}Cut out the meat and dairy.
{65878}{65969}And you, still a pile of squirmy|crap in a different wrapper.
{65978}{66065}So feisty.|Look, we both need the same thing.
{66135}{66172}Bring him in.
{66188}{66214}Don''t think so.
{66218}{66313}What about the Light''s secret?|If it''s not off Earth by midnight...
{66318}{66400}...it self-destructs,|annihilating your little planet.
{66404}{66497}I lose, you lose.|I win, everything keeps spinning.
{66506}{66601}You don''t want the Light on Earth|any more than I do.
{66664}{66705}All right, Serleena.
{66735}{66780}You win.
{66818}{66898}Zed? Is that you?|I could be Agent Em.
{66907}{66941}Zed. Hello?
{67194}{67243}So feisty.
{67350}{67438}Fastest way back to MiB,|you take this right on 39th.
{67442}{67480}Right here. Right.
{67532}{67574}Next right on 37th.
{67578}{67637}Right here. Right!
{67646}{67683}We''re not going back.
{67687}{67809}Headquarters has been breached, man.|We need to peel caps and split wigs.
{67813}{67852}Not ready.
{67862}{67945}Look, you''ve been out for five years.|That''s a long time.
{67950}{68024}I understand you''re scared.|I''m a little scared too.
{68028}{68077}-I''m not scared.|-Me neither.
{68091}{68149}I just thought we was bonding.
{68169}{68267}You''re acting like a rookie.|Splitting wigs and stepping on caps.
{68271}{68369}-No wonder Zed brought me back.|-He did it because you messed up.
{68374}{68438}Your attitude makes for|a stressful environment.
{68442}{68540}Tell it to the hand.|Stressful is what we got back at MiB.
{68544}{68654}Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB|in order to lure me back.
{68658}{68708}lnto a trap.
{68712}{68773}Which is why we can''t|bust in there.
{68778}{68849}We need a plan. Where we going?|Scene of the crime?
{68854}{68954}-You''re the boss.|-Scene of the crime. That''s a left.
{69014}{69073}I''ll contact the witness.|We''ll talk to her.
{69077}{69155}Things have changed.|We used to neuralyze witnesses.
{69187}{69229}See, originally, I''d--
{69253}{69360}No, I was going to--|I interrogated her.
{69365}{69390}-Then neuralyzed her?|-What?
{69390}{69405}-Then neuralyzed her?|-What?
{69409}{69538}MiB code 773/I-1 clearly states|that all civilian personnel--
{69562}{69598}-Drop that weapon!|-No!
{69602}{69640}Jay, I''m-- I''m sorry.
{69645}{69715}No, no, I''m fine. It''s my fault.
{69723}{69782}Kay, my partner.|Laura, the witness.
{69786}{69813}Pleasure.
{69844}{69954}Thanks for sending those agents over|to keep an eye on me last night.
{69958}{70006}MiB procedural code 594-B...
{70010}{70086}...states that MiB personnel|shall never be used--
{70090}{70218}Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here.|I assume the perp was over here.
{70222}{70260}Ben.
{70264}{70332}-Was he 5''7", thinning hair?|-You knew him?
{70342}{70396}Nope. Never seen him before|in my life.
{70400}{70469}That is a hell of a fish.
{70522}{70565}Wait a minute.
{70689}{70722}You left yourself clues?
{70726}{70824}In case I was deneuralyzed because|my replacement couldn''t handle it.
{70828}{70940}If the joker that had got deneuralyzed|hadn''t created the situation--
{70944}{70976}Boys.
{71022}{71091}All right. You pointing at something.
{71191}{71224}Excuse me.
{71261}{71299}The astronaut.
{71338}{71365}Jay?
{71377}{71432}Okay, all right. He''s pointing....
{71436}{71483}He''s like....
{71550}{71593}Who would stack boxes like this?
{71597}{71689}A box stacker who''s not stacking boxes.|He''s leaving clues.
{71693}{71728}It''s an arrow.
{71828}{71882}-Jay?|-You''re slowing me down, slick.
{71886}{71973}Whatever we''re looking for|is in these cabinets, right here.
{72007}{72080}Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil.
{72166}{72222}I hope I''m not slowing you down.
{72237}{72300}Good work, partner. Yeah.
{72304}{72374}-We gotta figure out where it goes.|-I know where.
{72382}{72481}-No. Not yet.|-MiB code 773 clearly says--
{72485}{72561}I know the code,|but she might be important to me.
{72576}{72636}To us. Well, for help.|To help us later.
{72652}{72717}Well, she can''t stay here.|They''ll be back.
{72782}{72870}-You can stay with friends of mine.|-People like you?
{72878}{72901}Kind of.
{72906}{72943}Jay!
{72947}{73007}-Low bridge!|-What''s going on, man?
{73011}{73089}Hey, what''s happening, fellas?|MiB is code 101 .
{73104}{73137}-Bad.|-Very bad.
{73141}{73238}-I need your help. This is Laura.|-Laura!
{73242}{73282}Easy, easy!
{73286}{73310}They''re worms.
{73314}{73393}Once you go worm,|that''s what you''ll yearn.
{73398}{73477}-That''s what they say. They just:|-I''ve dated worse.
{73490}{73553}They''re suspended|for stealing from duty-free.
{73557}{73624}-We were framed.|-Zed''s wormophobic.
{73628}{73659}-Kay!|-You''re back!
{73663}{73729}-They said you were dead.|-We''re double-parked.
{73733}{73778}Laura''s very important to me.
{73795}{73881}To us. To the stuff--|Me and you, the stuff we''re doing.
{73909}{73980}-Keep an eye on her.|-I''ll keep both on her.
{73985}{74008}No problem!
{74062}{74129}-Why don''t you sit here?|-Like you got a shot.
{74133}{74161}Hey, shut up!
{74237}{74301}My communicator, in case you need it.
{74389}{74428}-Nice move.|-Okay.
{74491}{74582}-Just watch out for Neeble.|-Which one''s Neeble?
{74641}{74694}-Which one of y''all is Neeble?|-Yo, mama!
{74698}{74799}Him, right there. It''s fine.|Everything''s straight. It''s safe.
{74803}{74851}Don''t fall asleep.
{74893}{74933}Twister!
{74981}{75093}Run over your plan one more time.|I''m struggling with it.
{75097}{75190}You neuralyzed memory of the Light|but left yourself clues.
{75194}{75218}Right.
{75222}{75344}Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria|which opens a locker at Grand Central.
{75348}{75445}-ln the locker, we''ll find another clue.|-That''s the plan.
{75504}{75590}-I like to keep my enemies confused.|-We''re all confused.
{75645}{75749}-Are you gonna slow me down?|-Your brain''s working on old software.
{75753}{75806}Why don''t you go grab us some coffee?
{75810}{75894}Sure. How do you take it?|Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass?
{75898}{75980}I don''t know what''s in there,|so step back.
{75984}{76067}Kay, for real, man.|Open the damn locker.
{76177}{76234}Kay!|He''s back! The light giver!
{76238}{76298}All hail Kay! All hail Kay!
{76307}{76400}Oh, Kay, can you see|By the dawn''s early light
{76404}{76473}You are the man who would be king|of the train locker.
{76477}{76500}Praise Kay!
{76505}{76620}Oh, good and gentle townsfolk|of Locker C-18...
{76624}{76709}-...did I leave anything here?|-Yes. The timekeeper.
{76714}{76777}Left to illuminate our streets|and hearts.
{76782}{76888}-I''ve been looking everywhere for this.|-Merciful one! The clock tower!
{76893}{76958}I got y''all, it''s cool.|Check this out.
{76965}{77040}Titanium case.|Waterproof to over 300 meters.
{77058}{77120}-That''s banging.|-Who are you, stranger?
{77130}{77168}Jay.
{77179}{77232}All hail Jay!|All hail Jay!
{77242}{77291}Oh, Jay, can you see
{77295}{77368}-Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of--|-Come on.
{77382}{77433}-Wait! The commandments!|-The tablet!
{77438}{77510}The tablet! The tablet!|The tablet! The tablet!
{77514}{77611}We have lived by its word, and peace|has reigned throughout our world.
{77615}{77697}Pass it on to others! So that they too|may be enlightened!
{77701}{77741}Be kind! Rewind!
{77745}{77789}Reconcile your past...
{77799}{77857}...in order to move into your future!
{77861}{77917}Two for one every Wednesday.
{77922}{78002}Give twice as much as ye receive|on our most sacred of days.
{78009}{78034}Every Wednesday.
{78038}{78129}Large adult entertainment section|in the back.
{78211}{78248}That''s just nasty.
{78269}{78323}-What''s with the video card?|-Don''t know.
{78327}{78363}-The watch?|-A reminder.
{78367}{78401}-Of what?|-Can''t remember.
{78405}{78428}Guess.
{78433}{78523}I guess we have till midnight.|59 minutes to figure it out.
{78581}{78680}Look. Here''s an idea. Let''s stop|chasing butt-backwards clues...
{78684}{78784}...get a couple fission carbonizers|and get our headquarters back.
{78788}{78840}It''s all about to make sense, kid.
{78844}{78886}ls this card valid?
{78926}{79017}-This card hasn''t been used in years.|-I''ve been away on business.
{79022}{79077}-Billions of frequent flier miles.|-Try and use them.
{79082}{79178}I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can|get a lobster dinner for a dollar.
{79187}{79315}The airlines black out holidays.|It''s a conspiracy, I''m sure, I mean--
{79319}{79384}Can you tell us anything|about the account?
{79394}{79440}You never checked out a tape.
{79444}{79524}You reserved one once,|but you never picked it up.
{79537}{79595}-Newton.|-There''s a rat in the toilet.
{79599}{79701}It''s all stopped up.|You''re gonna have to pee in the sin--
{79778}{79850}-Still think I''m paranoid?|-Yeah.
{79868}{79999}Gentlemen, my name is Newton.|I run the place. Seen any aliens lately?
{80003}{80105}-You need professional help.|-He''s getting it. It''s not working.
{80109}{80162}Okay, so, new case, huh?
{80166}{80225}Episode 27, Light of Zartha.
{80262}{80293}Got it.
{80308}{80398}Jarra, it''s a sin they''ve kept|a genius like you locked away.
{80402}{80497}Their agent Jay caught me siphoning|ozone to sell on the black market.
{80502}{80548}They''re touchy about global warming.
{80552}{80637}I need a spacecraft that can travel|300 times the speed of light.
{80642}{80689}I''ll give you|whatever you want.
{80693}{80753}-Give me Jay. We''ll call it even.|-Groovy.
{80772}{80831}You''ve got till midnight.
{80931}{81017}Gatbot, I got a little|something special for you.
{81125}{81192}Newton? Newton, is that you?
{81196}{81256}Yes, Mom, I''m up here|with some friends.
{81260}{81298}I wanna have your baby.
{81302}{81352}Would you like some mini-pizza?
{81375}{81449}You guys want some mini-pizzas?|They''re good.
{81453}{81530}They''re like mini-bagels,|with pizza stuff on them.
{81534}{81601}She''ll put a little fontina cheese on.
{81606}{81700}She has palsy, so she ends|up putting a lot of cheese on.
{81812}{81863}No, thanks, we''re cool.
{81867}{81897}All right.
{81939}{81972}Over here.
{82084}{82116}This is it.
{82123}{82178}Finally some hard evidence.
{82184}{82273}Gentlemen, before I play the tape,|one question:
{82287}{82329}What''s up with anal probing?
{82334}{82427}Aliens travel billions of light|years just to check out our--
{82431}{82485}Boy, move.
{82489}{82559}Okay. Just a question.
{82584}{82669}Here is one of their stories|that "never happened"...
{82674}{82766}...from one of their files|that doesn''t exist.
{82800}{82920}1978. Devastating war of Zartha|had raged on for 50 years.
{82924}{82966}Looks like Spielberg''s work.
{82970}{83064}But the Zarthans had a great treasure,|the Light of Zartha.
{83068}{83149}A source of power so awesome,|it alone...
{83153}{83239}...could mean victory and restoration|for the Zarthans...
{83243}{83349}...or complete annihilation, if it|fell into the hands of the Kylothians.
{83353}{83452}A group of Zarthans made the journey,|led by the Keeper of the Light...
{83456}{83491}Lauranna.
{83502}{83552}...Princess Lauranna.
{83559}{83668}Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black|to help her hide the Light on Earth.
{83673}{83729}But they could not intervene.
{83733}{83763}No.
{83780}{83807}It was night.
{83860}{83894}And it was raining.
{83910}{83944}You''ve been very wise.
{83948}{84057}Kay, please. If Serleena takes|the Light, it''s the end of our world.
{84073}{84153}If we extend protection for the Light|beyond Earth...
{84157}{84237}...we put Earth in jeopardy.|We must remain neutral.
{84241}{84303}-Where is it?|-We''re neutral, remember?
{84308}{84361}If you want it, go get it.
{84462}{84498}No!
{85197}{85252}And so never knowing it happened...
{85256}{85326}...the people of Earth|were once again saved...
{85330}{85405}...by a secret society of protectors--
{85432}{85472}I shouldn''t have.
{85495}{85553}You never sent it off the planet.
{85580}{85614}You hid it here.
{85662}{85696}The worm guys.
{85796}{85863}Are you one of Newton''s|friends from therapy?
{85867}{85975}-Yes, ma''am, I am. Look here, please.|-Would you like some mini-pizz--?
{85999}{86038}A neuralyz--
{86063}{86148}Okay, first, get some contact lenses.
{86153}{86208}Joints look like they pick up cable.
{86212}{86322}Second, take her to Cambodia. Get|her lobster. Pay more than a dollar.
{86326}{86405}Third, the second y''all get back|from Cambodia...
{86410}{86482}...move your bum ass|out of your mom''s house.
{86486}{86544}-Let''s go.|-Boy, you like 40 years old.
{86548}{86603}-Agent Jay?|-All right, all right.
{86607}{86703}And there ain''t no such thing|as aliens or Men in Black.
{86852}{86929}-You wanna go to Cambodia?|-Yeah.
{86980}{87013}Hey, Mom?
{87028}{87078}Communicator, Jay.
{87099}{87166}-Laura, it''s me.|-Jay, we''re playing Twister.
{87170}{87213}What''s up, Jay?
{87217}{87296}-Quit touching my butt!|-I thought it was your face.
{87300}{87372}They''re good at this.|They don''t have spines.
{87377}{87448}They were telling me about Oprah,|from Chicago.
{87452}{87529}Maybe landed in Chicago.
{87545}{87605}-Are you wearing a bracelet?|-Yeah.
{87610}{87635}ls it glowing?
{87758}{87829}-It''s never done that before.|-We''re on our way.
{87834}{87870}Communicator, Frank.
{87878}{88010}Deactivate the lockdown. We''re headed|to the worm guys. We found the Light.
{88014}{88080}Got it, Jay. Scrad?
{88084}{88111}Bitch.
{88115}{88161}Why didn''t you say I love you?
{88165}{88276}-He''s a dog. I don''t even like him.|-No, the girl. You''re sweet on her.
{88280}{88356}That''s why you didn''t neuralyze her.|You got emotionally involved.
{88360}{88468}-Like you did with Lauranna?|-I put the entire planet in danger.
{88472}{88550}I don''t want to see you|making my mistakes.
{88554}{88592}Whatever, man.
{88697}{88726}Laura?
{88893}{88918}Damn!
{89024}{89071}Never stood half a chance.
{89101}{89127}Oh, boy.
{89154}{89203}That''s gonna leave a scar.
{89236}{89280}-Where''s Laura?|-MiB headquarters.
{89284}{89359}-Some dumb two-headed guy.|-They got the bracelet.
{89363}{89429}We got 39 minutes.|You guys...
{89434}{89485}...pull yourselves together.
{89503}{89528}Damn.
{89562}{89612}That''s feeling better.
{89616}{89681}-Hey, guys, wait up!|-Let me grab my drink!
{89685}{89734}Serleena has the bracelet.|Why take Laura?
{89738}{89766}She also wants me.
{89770}{89849}-What''s the book say?|-We''re off book. I say split some wigs.
{89853}{89907}-We need wig-splitting weapons.|-Got them.
{90040}{90113}Paw Paw''s coming to visit me.|Hello, Paw Paw.
{90117}{90189}Paw Paw and ZuZu love|to see what''s going on in the garden.
{90193}{90279}Don''t worry, folks. I used to live|here. Came to pick up a few things.
{90279}{90301}Don''t worry, folks. I used to live|here. Came to pick up a few things.
{90385}{90399}Nice place.
{90399}{90432}Nice place.
{90731}{90761}See you.
{90997}{91064}You did not see a room|full of weapons or four aliens.
{91068}{91133}You will cherish and love each other|for the rest of your lives.
{91137}{91232}Which could be the next 28 minutes,|so get to loving and cherishing.
{91237}{91301}And she can stay up|as late as she want...
{91305}{91368}...and have cookies|and candy and stuff.
{91629}{91681}Four minutes to launch.
{91685}{91732}Four minutes to launch.
{91749}{91845}-Your ship is ready.|-Good. Send it to Kyloth now.
{91926}{91956}Ready, guys?
{91960}{92013}Lock and load, baby.
{92017}{92057}-You ready, kid?|-Kid?
{92061}{92133}I saved the world|from a Kreelon invasion.
{92137}{92237}They''re the Backstreet Boys of|the universe. They throw snowballs?
{92256}{92291}Know what you''re doing?
{92295}{92367}I''m about to attack one|of the most feared aliens...
{92371}{92449}...with four worms and a mailman.|Let''s make it hot.
{92453}{92484}No, no, wait!
{92622}{92677}A code 101 lockdown!
{92682}{92778}The building gets pressurized.|Nothing in, nothing out. I knew that.
{92782}{92831}Yeah, you knew.|Front and center, worms!
{92835}{92866}You got it.
{93025}{93157}It''s about time you guys got here.|That lady is causing all kinds of hell.
{93645}{93723}Yummy. Someone I need to eat.
{93728}{93822}Get to the launch pad. The bracelet|shows the departure point.
{93826}{93874}-Do not come back for me.|-What?
{93878}{93943}Do not come back for me.
{94045}{94143}-Worm guys, give me some cover fire.|-Too scared, can''t move.
{94375}{94404}Go!
{94661}{94731}-Limber.|-Go to subcontrol panel 7-R-Delta.
{94735}{94867}-Shut off power so they can''t take off.|-Can''t. Too scared.
{94890}{94952}-That way.|-Away from the bullets.
{94957}{94996}No problem.
{95347}{95393}Nice to see you again, Kay.
{95495}{95544}-Three minutes to launch.|-Jay!
{95548}{95601}Three minutes to launch.
{95613}{95648}Hello, Jay. Long time.
{95652}{95712}Jarra! What''s up, man?|You look great.
{95716}{95779}-What''s it been? Five years?|-And 42 days.
{95783}{95839}You count every one|when you''re locked away.
{95840}{95941}You shouldn''t have tried to steal|our ozone. Be there in one minute.
{95972}{96034}Over our dead titanium bodies!
{96038}{96073}Two minutes.
{96233}{96277}Let''s play this one by ear.
{96344}{96445}-I should have vaporized you before.|-You really did love Lauranna.
{96450}{96494}Didn''t you, Kay?
{96501}{96550}You silly little man.
{97227}{97276}Two minutes to launch.
{97323}{97357}Just go, I''ll be fine!
{97377}{97436}What you talking about?|I''m winning.
{97441}{97537}Jarra, you are under arrest|for being that ugly...
{97541}{97609}...and for making that many copies.|Surrender!
{97613}{97658}I want him in pieces.
{97722}{97778}Jarra Jr. is going, going...
{97794}{97837}...gone!
{98141}{98203}-Rectum.|-Damn near killed him!
{98207}{98249}Never get tired of that one.
{98253}{98316}-Where do we shut off the power?|-Don''t know.
{98461}{98555}-I''m fine. I''ll be there in a minute.|-No, he won''t.
{98701}{98755}Down to one now, Jarra!
{98982}{99039}Thirty seconds to launch.
{99233}{99290}Fifteen seconds to launch.
{99360}{99411}Ten seconds to launch.
{99418}{99448}Eight.
{99452}{99484}Seven.
{99488}{99521}Six.
{99525}{99557}Five.
{99561}{99588}Four.
{99592}{99619}Three.
{99623}{99649}Two.
{99685}{99732}Launch terminated.
{99743}{99826}-What did you mean, leave you?|-Well, he took your gun.
{99830}{99898}Cracked your head.|Slammed you across the room.
{99902}{100000}-Half the time you were on your back.|-Look, that''s how I fight.
{100017}{100076}You''ve lost, you insignificant speck.
{100080}{100153}You''ve wasted 25 years|of my time, and for what?
{100159}{100256}The total annihilation of Zartha.|All because you went mushy.
{100260}{100361}I''ll give you one last chance|to surrender, you slimy invertebrate.
{100365}{100451}-What are you gonna do to stop me?|-Not me. Him.
{100500}{100555}Your flight''s been canceled.
{100716}{100822}Shut down power. Shut down power.|Buttons, buttons. I''m guessing....
{100826}{100853}Yeah.
{100903}{100957}-Worms!|-Sorry.
{101079}{101143}-Give me the bracelet.|-I''m going with you.
{101147}{101212}Everybody in the car.|Everybody.
{101528}{101597}This bracelet is what|everybody''s been after?
{101601}{101642}It''s often something small.
{101646}{101734}It''s not the Light.|It tells us the departure point.
{101738}{101791}If we don''t get there in 1 1 minutes...
{101795}{101868}...that bracelet will go nuclear|and destroy Earth.
{101873}{101908}What?!
{101923}{101947}Hello.
{101971}{102008}-Wait.|-I know what I''m doing.
{102379}{102403}Damn.
{102444}{102521}-Modified to hyper-speed!|-Seat belts.
{102602}{102627}What''s that?
{102631}{102713}At hyper-speed, you have|to use the navigational stalk.
{102815}{102936}Toggle switches for the ailerons.|Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder.
{103042}{103086}I just want you to know--
{103090}{103141}Hold on to that for one second.
{103227}{103267}Computer, worms.
{103271}{103391}I said, "Bitch, if you don''t want me|to kick your skinny Zone Diet ass...
{103395}{103488}-...turn around and exit the planet."|-Frank, where are you?
{103492}{103527}Main hall, egg display.
{103531}{103600}We''re taking fire.|Kay pushed the red button.
{103604}{103697}Computer at MiB can destroy|bogey. I''ll walk you through it.
{103751}{103863}Jay? Frank. You were the best darn|partner a Remoolian could ever have.
{103882}{103913}Godspeed.
{103948}{103972}Frank? Frank?
{103997}{104061}Okay, here we go, automatic pilot.
{104115}{104215}-It is not automatic piloting.|-He doesn''t operate at hyper-speed.
{104219}{104301}-I could use a steering wheel!|-This is what we got.
{104344}{104414}-Didn''t you ever have a Game Boy?|-What''s that?
{104418}{104455}You know what? Move.
{104487}{104543}That is not the navigational stalk!
{104830}{104878}Okay, straight down.
{104991}{105025}ldiots.
{105266}{105333}Subway may not be the best place|to lose her.
{105390}{105425}-Where is he?|-He?
{105435}{105466}Jeff. Hang on!
{105521}{105545}Oops.
{105574}{105601}Teeth.
{106415}{106487}Running out of time, Kay.|Where is the Light?
{106516}{106552}Right here.
{106576}{106629}-What?|-What, I''m the Light?
{106651}{106713}-No. No way.|-You have a planet to save.
{106717}{106777}You''re mistaken. I work at a pizzeria.
{106781}{106876}Two days ago, I was running a post|office. You are who you are.
{106880}{106954}Laura, you are the Light.
{106958}{107048}The leader of your people.|Their spirit and their hope.
{107052}{107117}The power is within you|to save a planet.
{107121}{107239}I protected you until it was|your time. Your time is now.
{107331}{107421}You will save a world.|You know things before they happen.
{107425}{107476}-I''m a Libra.|-You''re Zarthan.
{107480}{107581}-When you get sad, it rains.|-Lots of people get sad when it rains.
{107589}{107653}It rains because you''re sad, baby.
{108929}{108968}It''s not fair.
{109109}{109148}Never is.
{109191}{109230}We are who we are...
{109234}{109294}...even if we sometimes forget.
{109520}{109581}Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you!
{109585}{109627}Get back in the subway!|Now!
{109784}{109814}That''s not good.
{109859}{109896}Wait! No!
{109930}{109962}Jay!
{109977}{110083}I cannot emphasize strongly enough how|much we need you on that transport.
{110117}{110172}Laura! You have to go!
{110182}{110215}Oh, jeez.
{110264}{110331}Go. He''s fine.|He does this all the time.
{110357}{110387}Nope!
{110444}{110513}About to lay the smackdown|on your candy ass.
{110523}{110579}Laura! It''s your destiny!
{110585}{110631}I was talking, Kay!
{110667}{110719}Hey! No biting.
{110761}{110818}If you don''t go, we all die.
{110895}{110956}You''re just as beautiful|as your mother.
{111117}{111172}Kay? A little help?
{111469}{111496}Kay?
{111540}{111600}Might I suggest a bigger gun?
{112237}{112275}-Kid?|-Yeah.
{112286}{112366}-Thanks for bringing me back.|-No problem.
{112381}{112417}Why didn''t you tell me?
{112421}{112472}Would you have let her go?
{112986}{113079}So, what''s it like on the outside?|Not doing this every day?
{113083}{113117}It''s nice.
{113121}{113213}Sleep late on the weekends.|Watch the Weather Channel.
{113297}{113348}I did miss this city.
{113377}{113462}So Laura is Princess Lauranna''s|daughter.
{113508}{113589}-Did y''all--?|-MiB''s a mess. Let''s go, kid.
{113608}{113637}Let''s go?
{113641}{113744}Thousands of people in New York|and New Jersey saw our little event.
{113748}{113853}Plan needs to be thought out.|Plan needs to be cool. What you--?
{113965}{114012}Kid, I''ll get you trained yet.
{114016}{114052}I want one of those.
{114057}{114087}Damn!
{114203}{114232}-Hey.|-Hey.
{114236}{114294}-How you doing?|-I''m good.
{114298}{114407}We''ve all been there. The girl is gone|and it hurts. Wanna talk?
{114411}{114448}-No.|-I can help.
{114453}{114476}No.
{114481}{114506}Still sulking?
{114510}{114534}-No.|-Yeah.
{114538}{114640}You miss her. It happens to all of us.|I knew this hot young thing.
{114644}{114730}When our bodies were in the positions|of the Kamasutra--
{114734}{114765}Zed!
{114776}{114821}Come on, man! Damn!
{114830}{114871}I''ll tell you about dames.
{114875}{114960}They say they want to be scratched,|but they really want:
{114965}{115004}Hey! Frank.
{115009}{115074}What? Still sitting shiva?|Want my advice?
{115078}{115124}No. No advice.
{115128}{115165}No talking.
{115180}{115211}Hell, no.
{115215}{115279}Fellas, I swear, I''m fine.
{115302}{115369}All hail Jay! All hail Jay!
{115382}{115468}-I brought them from Grand Central.|-Why put them in my locker?
{115473}{115529}I thought it would put things|in perspective.
{115533}{115597}It''s kind of sad.|We need to let them out.
{115601}{115678}They need to know the world|is bigger than that.
{115682}{115718}Still a rookie.
{115795}{115823}Whoa.
{120272}{120392}Ripped by mUy_tAte from DVL subpack|Men.In.Black.II.INTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-DVL
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